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2026-02-18
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5/?
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just this once, stay with me.

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uh idek im just writing this for fun, but ik this will be slow burn and angst and uh yea oh and im dyslexic so be patient
make sure to comment if you want more

Chapter 1: beginning

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-The computer boots up with a horridly loud screeching sound-

Of course this happens today. - Ze says annoyed knowing how sad Moe will be, after all today is her birthday. Not that its her official birthday as an entity she doesn't really know when she was made she was kinda just always there.

Ze thinks on how to fix his computer while its literally on fire, he knew he should have gotten a new one his is about a decade old at this point. suddenly he starts hearing a familiar voice from his phone... its REGECT? Ze is in shock he's never seen Regect on his phone before but there he is just on the screen.

ZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ME AND MOE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU DO YK HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THIS WORKING ON THE PHONE??- regect

uhh how did you get on my phone first of all and second THIS STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER JUST EXPLODED AS I TRIED TO BOOT IT UP.-ZE

the computer what....- regect says in disbelief as he tries not to laugh ts off.

honk honk HONKKKK- moe says

OH NONONO im fine dont worry moe it didn't like outwardly explode it did on the inside... I think? idk I'm not good with computers man I'm literally unemployed.- Ze

WHAT EVER WE CAN WORRY ABOUT THIS LATER WE NEED TO CELEBRATE MOES BIRTHDAY LETS HURRY UP BEOFRE EVERYONE GETS HERE AND EATS THE CAKE I WANT A SLICE FOR ONCE DAMN IT!!!!- Regect

ok ok ill play hold on let me get comfy on my bed- ze

Ze gets comfy and hops on to his phone and helps set up the rest of the decorations an hour later everyone arrives and they sing Moe happy birthday and smash her head in the cake, they laugh and play fight but then take a group picture together to remember the day and hang it on their fridge inside, ze looks at reject and moe and smiles at the situation, he never thought that he would ever be this wanted. Even if there all not human.

what the fuck are you smiling at ze- regect says in a sarcastic voice

oh what ever i wasnt smiling at you it was for moe,- ze says in a rude voice before switching go a high sweetish voice when mentioning moe

eugh dont ever do that face OR voice again or i may have to beat your ass- regect says disgusted

HA ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY- Ze says

as they try to fight moe jumps in and hits their heads and scolds them to at least wait for her party to be over, they say sorry and forget about the altercation. The end of the party arrives and they start cleaning up the area but halfway through they come to a multral discissions to wait for the morning, it was nighttime anyway. They go and ger changed and all sit on the couch and put a movie on, regect and ze are sitting together while moe wanted to sit on the floor to lay on there legs.

ze sighs a sigh of relief.

*whats up with you?*- regect whispers

ze turns his head to regect just to stop halfway and almost touching what he assumes is regects nose with his own , regect giggles then turns what he believes is being srs and moves a bit away and waits for ze's answer.

*its nothing really i just never thought that i would be able to ever be this hap-* {ze catches himself}** nevermind its nothing i just enjoyed today with moe*.- ze says

*i guess.. me two i enjoyed today as well*-regect

they continue the movie and end up all falling asleep with regect and ze semi cuddling on the couch after falling asleep. moe fell asleep hugging ze's leg due to the movie being scary .