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1. You Answer to Me by Ballista_Bunny

   Fandoms: Resident Evil (Movies - Anderson), Game of Thrones (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Jorah Mormont/Albert Wesker
   • Jorah Mormont
   • Albert Wesker
   • Crossover
   • Smut
   • One Shot
   • Short One Shot
   • Crack Crossover
   • Gay
   • Gay Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Albert Wesker
   • Bottom Jorah Mormont
   • Degradation Kink
   • Spit as Lube
   • Leather Kink (kinda?)
   • completely unhinged
   • Old man yaoi

   Summary

   Not even gonna lie. This is the most unhinged, out of pocket, crackship I've ever written gang.

   Me and the girls (the trinity of bitches) were watching the Anderson Resident Evil movies, and we kept cracking jokes about Jorah Mormont right. Because Issacs is played by the same actor RIGHT. you following me here?

   So then my friend was all "I ship Jorah and Wesker. Not even that guy and Wesker, but straight up Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones and Wesker."

   And i was like "Bet, I'll write a fucking fanfic about that, watch me."

   Keep in mind these are the same terrible influences that led me to drawing mpreg fanart of Ed Warren from the Conjuring. So just know they're both just as bad as me.

   Enjoy, or don't. This is practically just a 1,000 word shitpost.

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   English

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