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What the hell is trainingslop?

Summary:

Seiun Sky's attempt at getting out of training backfires mildly

Notes:

no seriously i made it up and its meaning slips away every time i say it

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Seiun Sky

7:40 AM
Trainer:Where are you?

Sky:well, i'm here. Where are *you*?

Trainer:I'm here too at the track but I don't see you anywhere.

Sky:i see, i see

Sky:if you turn your head towards the forest and look up

Sky:you can get a nice unobstructed view of me

Trainer:I still don't see you.

Trainer:Are you on the treetops or something? All I see is the sky

Sky:😌

7:45 AM
Trainer:Goddesses

Trainer:Dammit

Seiun Sky missed a call from you.

Trainer:We have laps to do today! That’s an important training for us to gauge your race-readiness!

Sky:ughhhhhh i dont want to do trainingslop

Trainer:Training what?

Sky:trainingslop? You know? The training trainers use only because it's training?

Trainer:I'm sorry, you lost me.

Sky:ok

Sky:ok let me clarify for you

Sky:treadmill?

Sky:trainingslop.

Sky:weights?

Sky:trainingslop.

Sky:laps?

Sky:also trainingslop.

Sky:https://vt.umatok.com/L0rem1pSm/

Sky:ts?

Sky:training gem.

Trainer:TS? Also you know that UmaTok doesn't work on campus wifi, I don't know what that video is.

Sky:this shit, it's kitasan black rock climbing

Trainer:Noted.

Trainer:So if I'm getting this right, you want to do some unique training today.

Sky:yes 😩

Trainer:Okay, just give me a minute to think.

7:49 AM
Trainer:Figured it out, meet me at the station.

Sky:see, now you’re getting me

Sky:i'll be next to the big screen near the entrance

The Trainer spots Sky looking at an advert promoting her participation in the upcoming G1. Hearing him approach, she turns around, one hand on her head, other hand pointing at the screen.

“Yo, Trainer! You made it! Have you seen this ad? I swear, the angle and lighting make my butt look big. D’you think I could tell them to retract it?” she says.

He rubs his forehead. “For Byerley's sake, Sky. You personally approved the images and promotional materials that they would use.”

“Oh, I did?” She seems to ponder it for a bit. Her pointing hand stops pointing, and becomes another resting-on-head hand. “Ah well, not much I can do ‘bout it.”

"Anyway, where to, Trainer?"

"I'll let it be a surprise for now, but we'll be taking the train."

"Okay~"


Some ten stops and two transfers later, Sky swaps from UmaTok to texting her Trainer again.

call in case of mad king

Sky:see, now you’re getting me

Sky:i'll be next to the big screen near the entrance

8:32 AM
Sky:so, what kind of training is it gonna be?

Trainer:It’s going to be a secret, obviously.

Sky:aw, any hints at least?

Trainer:It’s inspired by a movie I watched recently, made by this guy named… Stallion? I think?

Sky:STALLION

Sky:name of all time mustve hated his parents

Trainer:Stallion was actually a nickname - because his strength rivalled that of an Umamusume.

Sky:👍

Trainer:We leave after this stop, by the way.

Seiun Sky breaks the silence right after they pass through the turnstiles. "Oho? I've never been in this part of the city."

"Yeah, it's pretty out of the way. But that’s great for me, because it’s nice and quiet at night."

A small grin emerges on her face. "So you're telling me..."

He nods. "Yeah, I live here. Well, somewhere close by - but you get the idea."

She gasps in mock surprise. "Don't tell me... a Trainee visiting her Trainer's apartment? For what? Umapyoi?"

"Umapyoi? Like the song? Also, no, you're not finding out where I live. You have enough napping spots as it is. Anyway, we're here."

They’ve stopped in front of a bar. Even just standing in the doorway, she could smell the grease and beer coming from the inside.

"An izakaya? Nyaha, is the training going to be just me bulking up? I’m certain you can suggest like a bajillion better food options than greasy pub grub."

"No, you’re not eating, but it’s going to be quite food-adjacent."

They enter, and are greeted by a stocky man who is currently doing prep work for the upcoming lunch rush. He raises his hand in greeting - which would have been friendly if not for the knife in it.

"Yo! You came! And you brought her, as promised!"

As promised. Those words made her normally relaxed ears shoot up, alert. Surely by 'promise', he meant training, right?

"Yep, Seiun Sky in the flesh. Did you clear up the freezer for me?"

"Mhm! There should be enough space for you, her and the gift."

Gift? That wasn't anywhere close to the top 10 keywords she'd was predicting to hear. Maybe she was just overthinking it and there was some A5-grade beef waiting for her in there.

Sky follows her Trainer into the freezer. Inside is a particularly large slab of meat. Was it beef? Only cows grew to that size, probably. But it probably wasn't A5, she couldn't make out enough marbling.

"Alright, hold out your hands."

She does as he asks. "Okay, now you've got me really confused, what exactly is training going to be?" Sky clarifies.

He starts wrapping her hands in gauze. "You're going to beat my meat."

"h-What?"

"You’re going to beat my meat."

"No- pfff", she has to stifle a laugh, "I heard you the first time, it's just that - ahahaha - okay, I didn't think that would tickle, you should seriously get updated on your slang."

"Yeah, that's not for me." The Trainer raises his hands alternately. "I saw some young'ins do this motion while saying 'six-seven', but I have no clue how to even use it in a conversation."

"I'm such a fat fucking chud"

"Did you say something?"

"No, and if you heard anything it was the wind."

Having finished wrapping her hands, the Trainer lets go, and he begins the training. "You see that over there?" he points at the meat Sky noticed when she entered, "You're going to do some strength training, just like in that boxing movie!"

"Severely dated reference aside... " Seiun shivers, "Do you have a jacket or something I can use? It's quite literally freezing in here."

He reaches into his bag to don a puffer jacket. "No can do, Sky. The weather on the day of the race is supposed to be snowy, and this should help you prep for those conditions."

"But the race is weeks away! I've never seen an accurate weather prediction this far in advance!"

"I'm sorry, but I don't make the forecasts."

"Ugh, fine... I can't really put this to waste, especially since you put in this much effort and all..."

Seiun Sky gets in a good workout, and the Trainer treats Sky to some especially tender beef.

Power went up by 10.

Guts went up by 10.

Notes:

The movie being referenced was Rocky (1976), by the way

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