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wanna play twenty questions?
...Was this intended for someone else?
is that a no?
We're in class, if you haven't noticed. Also, we've never actually spoken in person before.
hey i'm tony, nice to make your acquaintance. you go first
I know your name, idiot, I just don't know anything else.
christ, can't a guy satisfy his craving for 20Q anymore without revealing his lifestory? don't play if you don't want to, i just thought you looked bored
Got one.
excellent! A, V or M
Vegetable. Have you been observing me then? That's somewhat weird.
is it edible? (i do not observe, i merely am observant)
Yes. (Still makes you a creep.)
is it green? (and why converse with a creep? oh right, because the alternatives suck ass)
Yes. (What a phrase that is.)
does its plant have flowers? (what, sucking ass? welcome to my world)
No. (...You suck ass?)
NO WAIT NO not in the literal sense thatd be very weird
It would.
your sass levels are astounding, my friend
Are we friends?
harsh. i’m trying extraordinarily hard here
At what exactly? Because it can’t be the game; you’re barely trying at all.
who uses semi-colons in notes???????? marry me
Again, we’ve never spoken.
don’t need to, it’s love at first correct punctuation
Honestly I’m very surprised you’re bothering with apostrophes.
you shouldntve said that
I retract my compliment.
wait that was a compliment?? sounded like a thinly veiled insult to me ngl
It’s hard to surprise me.
challenge accepted