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[Agnes Tachyon]: "Dantsu-kun? Is it recording?"

Dantsu gave a thumbs up behind the camera.

[AT]: "Great! Ahem-! Greetings, my dear guinea pigs! I am sure you are wondering what I am doing in front of a camera, in a seemingly endless field of green!"

Tachyon said, as she walked on a backyard that did not belong to her.

[AT]: "Today, we will be giving a certain someone a surprise! By coming to their house while they are away, and give the garden a well deserved renovation! Then, this certain someone will come home, cry their tears of happiness for what good friends we are to do such a thing for them, and possibly clear out their refrigerator and cabinets filled with sweets and tea as celebration!"

[AT]: "Now...! Why would we do this? I hear you did not ask! Let's just say we love helping people for no apparent reason or motive whatsoever! Besides... It is only an afternoon worth of manual labor, how hard could it be?"

[Manhattan Cafe]: "I doubt you will be able to complete your portion of the renovation without our help... Tachyon-san..."

Camera cut to Cafe and Pokke.

[AT]: "Let's find out, shall we? Here are my trusted colleagues: Manhattan Cafe and Jungle Bucket-kun! As well as Bucket-kun's friends, who will be the ones to do all the work."

Camera cut to Ru, Shima, and Mai waiting for work to start soon so they can go home earlier.

[AT]: "Without further ado, let's begin!"

-Insert opening theme: {Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!}-

[AT]: "The dear acquaintance that was lucky enough to receive this backyard makeover, was none other than Twinkle Series legend: the winner of Kikka Sho, Takarazuka Kinen, and two year reigning champion of Spring Tenno Sho: Mejiro McQueen-kun! An Uma musume whose sugar intake is definitely greater than mine!"

Footage cut to McQueen's race footage during her second Spring Tenno Sho.

[AT]: "What you see here, is McQueen-kun's boring backyard; And here is her partner Ikuno-kun. Good to see you, Ikuno-kun, now she really had no idea that we are here, does she?"

[Ikuno Dictus]: "Good morning, Tachyon-san. I have made sure that McQueen had no idea regarding this surprise of yours, rest assured."

[AT]: "Truly...?"

[ID]: "Truly."

[AT]: "Excellent! Now, have you any idea on what would be the best backyard for her liking?"

[ID]: "Hmm... I believe McQueen expressed her fondness of a water fountain. Perhaps that is worth looking into."

[AT]: "That is just perfect, would you not say? We should be able to create the perfect fountain for dear McQueen-kun!"

[ID]: "Other than that, I do not mind you adding a few touches of your own ideas, so long as the yard is presentable as a result."

[AT]: "Hahaha! Have no fear, it will be presentable, after we add a few decorative touches!"

[AT]: "Now! Remind me again, Ikuno-kun, when will dear McQueen-kun return?"

[ID]: "She usually returns around 7 in the evening, that gives you about 9 hours."

[AT]: "Then there is no time to waste! My guinea pigs! Onward!"

Camera cut to at least a dozen of familiar faces bringing in whatever tools they could source in such a short span and deem useful.

[Jungle Pocket]: "Man... Since I'm the only one who has a normal taste, I'll be in charge today! Back off, you two, especially Tachyon! I also got this sketch book with all the designs and stuff! Stayed up late last night for it!"

Pokke flips through her sketch book, filled with drawings that could be made by a five year old.

[JP]: "Here's their house, and here's the yard! As far as I knew McQueen, I imagined she would like some flowers and stuff in a garden! Then there's this little area they can drink tea in! And here's a cool road thingy that's shaped like a parfait that ends at that tree they have!"

[AT]: "That is good, Pokke-kun, but where is the water fountain I asked for?"

[JP]: "Why the hell would they need a fountain?!"

[AT]: "Because it is the soul of a garden, Pokke-kun!"

[Manhattan Cafe]: "If you do not mind me interjecting... All that truly matters in a backyard is a nice cabin where McQueen-san can spend the weekend with her family in... My friend said so..."

[JP]: "No! Cut that out, both of you! There's gonna be no fountain or cabin!"

[AT]: "A garden should be a representation of its owner, Pokke-kun! There is nothing here on your plan that resembles McQueen-kun!"

[JP]: "Look at this parfait shaped road! She'll love it!"

[AT]: "That is just annoying to traverse! McQueen-kun does not even like parfaits to begin with!"

[JP]: "Yes she does! I saw her having one after sneaking out before...!"

The trio proceeded to argue regarding the plans for half an hour.

[MC]: "McQueen-san will come out from the back, and be confused by your design, Pokke-san...!"

[AT]: "Exactly, Cafe! Just make it a straight road, Pokke-kun!"

[JP]: "Alright just shut up! Tachyon, you will be doing the gardening for the flower bed here! Go grab a shovel or something!"

[AT]: "I will be doing no such thing!"

[MC]: "Did anyone even bring a shovel...?"

[AT]: "And we do not need one, I have the right tool here."

Tachyon left to retrieve the right tool.

[JP]: "She's definitely getting her potions"

[MC]: "No doubt..."

Tachyon returned with the tool.

[AT]: "Here! This is what we need!"

[JP]: "Holy crap, that's not a potion!"

Tachyon revealed the Colt Single Action Army revolver she borrowed from Taiki.

[MC]: "Does it shoot potions...?"

[AT]: "Hahaha! Silly Cafe, it does not! Now, Pokke-kun, if you are to remove these dead plants, how will you tackle them?"

[JP]: "Well, you just get down close, and pull em' right?!"

Pokke attempted to pull the plants out with their roots, and failing.

[JP]: "Man, this is tough!"

[AT]: "Okay, that is enough! Move aside and I shall show you!"

Tachyon proceeded to blast the plants into oblivion with the big iron.

[JP]: "Hey, Tachyon! That's cheating!"

[AT]: "They are very much gone, by definition! Observe the genius of my gardening!"

[JP]: "This is worse that you pouring whatever science potion into the ground!"

[MC]: "You two have already wasted one hour on this simple task..."

Camera cut to Tachyon and Cafe going to a gardening center 30 minutes away.

[AT]: "Since Pokke-kun could not accept the fact that my gardening was superior in efficiency, she sent us away to purchase supplies for the other parts of the project!"

[AT]: "Cafe was gone as soon as we saw the wooden sheds, what kind of outcast Uma musume would find cabins interesting?!"

Camera cut to Cafe finding cabins extremely interesting.

[MC]: "What do you think, friend...?"

[AT]: "Unfortunately, Cafe was the only one enjoying herself, as shopping for new additions to the flower bed took a turn for the worse."

[AT]: "Why are these plants all named in Latin?! Can they not name it in plain Japanese?! And look! Everything here looks dead! More dead than Dijital-kun after she realized I was in her bed when she woke up!"

[AT]: "Flower-kun...? What is this?"

[Nishino Flower]: "That is a rose plant, Tachyon-san!"

[AT]: "Can it fully grow into a rose by evening today?"

[NF]: "I am afraid not, Tachyon-san..."

Camera cut to Cafe still finding cabins extremely interesting.

[MC]: "This cabin would do well, would you not agree, friend...? Big enough even for the three of them..."

Camera cut back to Tachyon, still looking for plants that resembled flowers.

[AT]: "Sky-kun, are there any Gorgonzolas here?"

[Seiun Sky]: "Sei-chan doesn't even know what that is~ But no, leave~"

Sky shuts the door in Tachyon's face.

[AT]: "There is no such plant called Gorgonzola, is there? I think it is a type of cheese..."

Camera returned to Cafe, nearly decided on what to install in McQueen's yard.

[MC]: "Here, Dantsu-san... This particular cabin is nice... It has a window for sunlight, and plenty of movement space inside for a workshop... I only worry that it is a run down shed compared to what two year reigning Spring Tenno Sho champion Mejiro McQueen-san has in mind... Perhaps something bigger would do..."

Camera returned to Tachyon, who had given up on sourcing plants for the flower bed.

[AT]: "Ah! There! Follow quickly, Shakur-kun! Look at this greenhouse! Perfect addition to the green barren wasteland McQueen-kun calls a backyard! The flat glass panels of it are a perfect contrast of the organic turf! Almost as flat as your chest!"

Shakur mouthed a inaudible "Fuck off" behind the camera.

[AT]: "So far, two hours have passed. Thanks to our hard work, McQueen-kun's garden went from looking like this..."

Camera que to the yard two hours ago...

[AT]: "To looking like this...!"

Camera que to the yard two hours afterwards, which was the complete same.

[AT]: "As proud as we are of our achievements, there is still more to be done before the day is over!"

Tachyon and Cafe returned to McQueen's estate, not before setting off the security alarm on Ikuno's car by bumping into it, by not braking their sprint in time.

[AT]: "Anyway...! Pokke-kun's little helpers have began constructing my greenhouse!"

Ru, Shima, Mai, and Jordan assembled the greenhouse plank by plank, panel by panel.

[AT]: "And resourceful Cafe began to build her magnificent cabin at her own pace."

Camera cut to Cafe laying out the dozens of tools she believed she will need, instead of starting on the cabin.

[AT]: "Meanwhile, Pokke-kun resorted to lay the foundation for her parfait path with the comically small digger provided by director Akikawa."

Pokke began to read the instructions of the industrial equipment, Tachyon showed by to her machine with a safety vest.

[AT]: "Pokke-kun, do me a favor and put this on."

[JP]: "What?! No, it looks stupid!"

[AT]: "Precisely, and Fenemeno-kun insisted that you wear it during excavating operations."

[JP]: "Alright... fine give it here..."

Pokke began to dig up the soil under the turf while putting on the ridiculous yellow vest.

[AT]: "After appeasing the law enforcement officer in our presence, it was time to begin working on my- I mean McQueen-kun's fountain!"

[AT]: "My dear guinea pigs, kindly dig a trench from here to the back of the house, please. As straight as Bakushin O-kun's sprint, if you will."

Tachyon told Bakushin O and her friends, who was very eager to dig a pit of some sort for reasons unknown.

Camera cut to Cafe, still filing her tools.

[MC]: "Friend... Please put this spanner with the rest..."

[AT]: "This is getting out of hand, Cafe needed to be reminded of the dire situation we are in."

[AT]: "Cafe! Stop filing all your toys!"

[MC]: "I needed to make sure all my tools are here, Tachyon-san...! If they are missing we will have to source new ones...!"

[AT]: "Just build the cabin, Cafe!"

[MC]: "I am building the cabin, you are here distracting me from it!"

[AT]: "You're building no cabin at all! You are naming your tools!"

Fast forward to Cafe compiling her tools for the next 30 minutes.

[AT]: "Is this your tape measure, Cafe~?"

[MC]: "Do not touch it, Tachyon-san..."

Tachyon fired a round into the tape measure, obliterating it, before having the weapon snatched by an invisible force and the remaining ammunition fired into the soil centimeters from her foot.

Camera once again cut to Pokke spinning the digger around like a toy for one shot.

[AT]: "Good news! As Cafe struggled to start on her precious cabin, and Pokke-kun managed to dig a pit I could have easily dug with a spoon in one hour, her much more reliable friends are now halfway done with installing the greenhouse! And more importantly, gaze upon my magnificent water fountain! Unfortunately it was packaged with this sad pathetic water pump, so I have decided to replace it with this quarrying water pump generously gifted by Fine-kun. Truly impressive specimen of a pump!"

[AT]: "Unfortunately, we will have to power it with a equally formidable power source... Which would be this generator arriving by air..."

A CH-47 Chinook under the possession of Fine's family lowered the industrial generator directly on the yard.

[AT]: "... Despite the size, the generator allows me to be flexible with the water flow, which is exac-"

Tachyon explained, as Pokke drove the digger into the hole she dug herself.

[JP]: "Tachyon... Gimme a hand..."

[AT]: "Well well...! Pokke-kun, that has not gone well...!"

[JP]: "Nope! Totally fine! Fine as Fine Motion! Just pulling in to get a better grip of the soi- Just get me out of this damn hole...!"

[AT]: "Do you know what that means, Pokke-kun?! It means the Fenomeno-kun is about to put cuffs on you now!"

[JP]: "That's probably the least of our worries now!"

[AT]: "Just push it back up!"

[MC]: "How can you push it back up...? If it is light enough to push, then it will only fall over again...!"

[AT]: "Just help push it, Cafe!"

The three attempted to put the digger back on its both tracks, and gave up soon.

[JP]: "Looks like we're calling up the director for a digger again..."

[AT]: "And luckily, she did just that!"

Cue to Pokke once again in control of an even bigger digger.

[AT]: "Unfortunately, the lawn itself did not share my relish."

Pokke proceeded to turn the once green turf into no mans land with the treads, while the other two watched on.

[JP]: "A- At least the grass will grow back... I guess..."

[MC]: "That is no good..."

[AT]: "Pokke-kun, you are ruining McQueen-kun's backyard, her yard is in ruins. I did not realized you had planned tread marks as one of the new features!"

[JP]: "Piss off, Tachyon, I gotta dig that little guy out the hole with this big boy!"

[AT]: "At least me and Cafe know who to point fingers at for this..."

[JP]: "McQueen ain't exactly a country girl, I don't think she'll like grass that much anyway..."

[MC]: "Yes, Pokke-san... Chunks of dug out soil lying on her ruined lawn are so much better..."

[JP]: "Don't worry about it man... Do that later... damn..."

[AT]: "Meanwhile, there is another matter that I must attend to..."

The cement Tachyon ordered with academy funds showed up.

[AT]: "As a scientist, one can tell you that concrete is a lot less maintenance compared to grass. Which is why I have decided to replace the lawn, that Pokke-kun ruined, with concrete."

[JP]: "Where the hell did I say in my plans, to drown the lawn out with cement?"

[AT]: "Quit your whining, Pokke-kun! Concrete is obviously the better choice! McQueen-kun is a busy woman, how would she have the time to properly mow the lawn?!"

[JP]: "But it looks, SHIT!"

[AT]: "It doesn't! The lawn you ruined, on the other hand does! Besides, I would hate to be allergic because of your grass!"

[JP]: "You don't even live here!"

[AT]: "What if McQueen-kun is allergic?!"

[JP]: "Oh for goddesses sake, you're unbelievable!"

Sudden cue to Pokke interviewing Ikuno.

[JP]: "Does McQueen have allergies?"

[ID]: "No."

[JP]: "Do you have allergies?"

[ID]: "No."

[JP]: "Does anyone that lives here have allergies?"

[ID]: "No."

Cue to Cafe assembling the cabin with Ayabe.

[MC]: "While Tachyon-san and Pokke-san were deciding on the superior method of ruining McQueen-san's evening, the cabin is already taking shape..."

[MC]: "And there was this cafe I visited with Yukino-san... The owner's cat was about the size of my leg... Have you seen McQueen-san's cat...?... "

[Admire Vega]: "..."

Ayabe hammered the nails into the frame while Cafe told her story.

Cut to Tachyon pouring cement onto the once beautiful lawn, McQueen's family cat was watching out the back window with the thousand yard stare, before the camera quickly returning to the cabin.

[MC]: "Imagine two year reigning Spring Tenno Sho champion Mejiro McQueen-san spending a weekend in this cabin, reading a good book, enjoying a cup of hot coffee, and the cat takes a nap on this very shelf..."

Cafe explained, to a very unconcerned Ayabe.

Cut to Tachyon and her cement.

[AT]: "I hope that McQueen-kun's allergies can wait, because there had been a problem..."

[AT]: "I had imagined 20 tonnes of concrete would be enough for the entire backyard, but as you see here, it is only enough for this patch of grass... This is... suboptimal... And Pokke-kun's industrial masterpiece on the turf is not helping either..."

[JP]: "I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news or anything... But how do you think McQueen will react when she sees Half of her backyard covered in concrete, and the other half covered by tread marks...? This is bad..."

[JP]: "No use crying over spilled milk, I guess... On the good side, Ru and the girls just got done with the tree seat thingy!"

Cut to the trio approaching the assembled tree seat, which was right next to the tree that it should be surrounding.

[JP]: "See?! Ain't this nice? She can have the whole family here, looking at the sunset and whatnot!"

[AT]: "For once, you managed to make something right, good work, Pokke-kun!"

[MC]: "... But how will you put it around the tree...?"

[JP]: "... Uhhh..."

[AT]: "... I suppose we can plant another tree here, and wait for it to grow...?"

[JP]: "E- Exactly."

[MC]: "That may work, if McQueen-san is not returning for another one hundred years..."

[JP]: "O- Or, we could loop this thing down the tree from up top!"

[MC]: "Will you climb up the tree and saw the branches then, Pokke-san...?"

[AT]: "No worries, Cafe! I can handle a few branches!"

Tachyon proceeded to fire at the branches with the revolver she recovered from Cafe, hitting two or three branches before the ammo cylinder ran empty.

[AT]: "Quite the genius move, would you two not say so?"

[MC]: "It is not working, Tachyon-san..."

[AT]: "Hush, Cafe, of course it is working!"

[JP]: "Oh yeah, we can use these branches as firewood, how nice of the Agnes Tachyon on this cold winter day!"

[AT]: "While I educated the tree on what the Americans called their second amendment rights, the crane I requested, yet again from director Akikawa arrived to save the day!"

Pokke showed up in the mobile crane, Tachyon blew a hole through Cafe's cabin.

[AT]: "Oops... Collateral damage..."

[MC]: "Pokke-san, do not hit the tree..."

[JP]: "When there's a will, there's a way! Now, how do I work this damn thing...?"

[MC]: "Much to my delight, the crane did not have tracks. It is a shame that it did not matter..."

Pokke's dozen ton heavy crane began to sink into the soil.

[JP]: "Tachyon... Cafe... I'm stuck."

[AT]: "Outstanding work, Pokke-kun..."

[JP]: "It's fine... Just a little push... C'mon go you damn thing...!"

[JP]: "This yard's definitely seen better days, but luckily we can lower the tree seat down the tree now!"

[MC]: "Pokke-san, lift the seat...!"

Cafe, motioned upwards, to Pokke, who was operating the crane for the first time.

[MC]: "... Just raise it back up...! No... What are you doing, Pokke-san...!"

The crane arm swung right instead of up under Pokke's brilliant control, while Cafe watched in disbelief.

[MC]: "No...! Pokke-san...! My cabin...!"

The tree seat, as well as Cafe's cabin lied in pieces.

[MC]: "How did you even manage to do that, Pokke-san...?!"

[AT]: "Ahahahaha!!"

[JP]: "... Oh crap..."

[MC]: "This is the only part of McQueen-san's yard that you two have not ruined... And now Pokke-san destroyed the cabin, and her own tree seat...! Why are you doing this...?"

[JP]: "Don't sweat it Cafe, we'll have this back up in no time! It's fine!"

[MC]: "No it is not fine...!"

[AT]: "Well if this is any consolation to you, I just spent all of Taiki-kun's bullets, so we were not going to fit the seat over the tree to begin with!"

[MC]: "Shut up, Tachyon-san... My cabin is in ruins."

[JP]: "If you're mad about the cabin, at least look at my parfait path that's supposed to end here... that one is truly over!"

[MC]: "Have you got any idea on how far we are, from your parfait path, Pokke-san...? Look, you have a path of tread marks instead...! There is also the great broken down toy digger as the tourist spot...!"

[JP]: "I- I admit there's improvements to be had there, but look at the brigh-"

[MC]: "Look at those holes you made not minutes ago... Look at them...! We have been here for almost five hours, and all you two have done was tear down the grass field...! We are making things worse...!"

[AT]: "Well then... Let's not waste any more time then... Time to work...!"

Cue sped up footage of Bakushin O still digging a pit, Pokke's friends setting up explosives around the old flower bed, and Neo Universe nearly floating away thanks to Tachyon's anti gravity potion even with Rob Roy pulling her back to Earth.

[AT]: "A quick recap for my dear guinea pigs, in the short span of five hours, we have achieved much. We dug a trench for the fountain, knocked over Cafe's flimsy cabin, turned the lawn into half concrete thanks to me and half wasteland thanks to Pokke-kun, broken a seat, planted some seeds of unlife into the soil, and nearly sent Universe-kun into the planet's orbit..."

[AT]: "For the good news, at least my greenhouse was in good shape!"

Cut to Vodka and Scarlet putting the finishing touches on the greenhouse; Ayabe and Curren repaired the cabin, as Cafe decorated the reinstated interior.

[MC]: "I have sketched out the outlines of all the tea sets, so McQueen-san will know which cup goes where... If Tachyon-san places them in the wrong spot on purpose, McQueen-san will know what goes where..."

[AT]: "While Cafe was having her existential crisis over tea cups, I have decided to be more proactive in the renewal project..."

Tachyon explained over the cheerful music.

[AT]: "Pokke-kun said to remove the old flower bed by hand, but little did she know we are low on ti-... Earth-kun...? Would you hold the music for a minute...?"

[Sounds of Earth]: "Certamente~ Amore~!"

Earth stopped playing her violin, allowing Tachyon to explain her explosive plan.

[AT]: "Anyway... As much as I would love to get down and dirty with manual labor, there is simply not enough time... Luckily I have devised another plan, with the power of modern technology!"

Tachyon prepared to detonate the explosives buried inside the rocks on the flower bed.

[AT]: "Fire in the goal...!"

Pokke's friends scattered, before Tachyon pushed down on the plunger, the detonation sent the rocks through the air, one particular big stray rock blew an entire wall off Cafe's cabin.

[AT]: "Cafe was not happy, to say the least..."

[MC]: "Tachyon-san...!!! What did you do to my cabin...!?!?"

[AT]: "A- An unfortunate outcome...! But that just proved how successful my flower bed removal was...!"

Cafe was holding a wooden plank as long as she was tall, ready to swing it across Tachyon's face.

[MC]: "... My friend just asked... What time will the broadcast start? Is it 10pm on UTV...?"

[AT]: "Y-Yes..."

[MC]: "...Is it after the peak hours...?"

[AT]: "... Yes..."

[MC]: "You stupid weir-"

Sudden cut to the concrete garden.

[JP]: "G-Guys...?"

[AT]: "What is it, Bucket-kun?"

Tachyon approached to investigate, with Earth still behind her shredding the violin.

[JP]: "I thought your concrete was hard enough, and I wanted to take a peek so I-"

[AT]: "What did you do, Pokke-kun?!"

[JP]: "I'm stuck in your concrete, you dumbass!"

Camera panned down to show Pokke's boots stuck in solid concrete.

[AT]: "Oh no!"

[JP]: "Yeah! Oh no doesn't even cut it!"

[AT]: "You left your boot imprints on the concrete!"

[JP]: "That's what you're worried about?! It didn't even look good before I stepped on it, okay?!"

[AT]: "It was supposed to replace the lawn you ruined, Pokke-kun! How can we do that with foot marks on it?!"

[JP]: "It's not even green, you idiot!"

[AT]: "Please, Earth-kun...! Cut it out...! Stop it...!"

Tachyon left the still stuck Pokke to grab Earth's violin, before tossing it over the fence, into McQueen's neighboring yard.

[SOE]: "... ~Amore~..."

Tachyon pulled Pokke out of her boots, which were now permanently parts of McQueen's lawn. Ayabe and Curren mended the destroyed cabin, again...

[AT]: "Soon, Pokke-kun was freed from her self-induced imprisonment, Cafe managed to rebuild her cabin, once again...! And I tackled the construction of the next part of my plan!"

[AT]: "Put your backs into it girls!"

[JP]: "Tachyon, what the hell is this?!"

[AT]: "It is a rugby post, Pokke-kun!"

[JP]: "Where did you even get this stuff from...? And how did you even know they play rugby?"

[AT]: "Well I don't, actually!"

[JP]: "I seriously can't believe you!"

Cut to Pokke's improvised interview.

[JP]: "Does McQueen play rugby?"

[ID]: "No."

[JP]: "Do you play rugby?"

[ID]: "No."

[JP]: "Does anyone that lives here play rugby?"

[ID]: "No."

Back to the rugby post.

[AT]: "Yes, that is good, girls! Use your core muscles!"

[JP]: "Hey Tachyon, none of them play rugby!"

[AT]: "Now they can, you're welcome, Pokke-kun!"

The post fell over thanks to Tachyon letting her hand off the foundation, Cafe's cabin roof was crushed by the post.

[JP]: "Oh can they now?!"

Cafe'c cabin was caved in, for the third time.

[AT]: "Cafe was... for the lack of a better word... unpleasant..."

[MC]: "I believe you have something to tell me, Tachyon-san."

[AT]: "I- I cannot believe the feng shui being this bad for backyard cabins...!"

[MC]: "It should be somewhere along the lines of: 'I am sorry Cafe-san, I am the worse person to ever exist, please kick me in the face now.' "

[JP]: "Alright break it up, you two! McQueen will be back in half an hour! She'll kill us all if we don't fix this right now!"

Sped up footage of Cafe personally mending the cabin, and Pokke's girls putting Tachyon's fountain together.

[AT]: "Much to my amazement, Cafe's cabin is as good as new again! Pokke-kun's little digger accident site has been covered with some much needed greenery. And my water fountain is finally ready!"

Tachyon motioned for Scarlet to adjust the water current.

[AT]: "See...? It can properly goes up... and down... like so...! One of the very few things we can celebrate for today!"

[AT]: "As McQueen-kun would be returning in the matter of minutes, Pokke-kun decided to unleash her celebration barbeque!"

[JP]: "Check this out, you two! I put together this funny contraption with this engine thing the director gave me!,"

The trio stood before a funky device attached to a jet engine, the exhaust faced a raw chicken ready to be roasted for the party they will throw after McQueen returns.

[AT]: "Is that a jet engine...?!"

[JP]: "I dunno, man, time to fire this thing up!"

The engine roared to life, making everything in the premise nearly inaudible, sparks spat out as the engine forced the fan under the chicken to spin alongside the chicken, cooking it from all sides evenly, as least that would be the case if Pokke had turned it on properly.

[MC]: "Nice cooking, Pokke-san, you can have my portion as well..."

[JP]: "Yeah it's cool, I just gotta turn this on-"

The engine released jets of flames on the chicken rotisserie after Pokke messed with the machinery.

[JP]: "See?! There we go! Chicken dinner!"

[AT]: "Brilliant, Pokke-kun! But it is quite hot, won't you agree?"

Camera panned to Pokke-kun's barbeque setting fire to the roof of Cafe's cabin.

[JP]: "O- Oh crap...!"

[MC]:"Pokke-san...! You idiot...! Tachyon-san... Give me the extinguisher...!"

[AT]: "No... I have it under control...!"

[MC]: "Give it to me...!"

A jet of water was shot towards Pokke, as the two fought over the extinguisher.

[JP]: "Ah!! You just drenched my favorite shirt!!"

[MC]: "Let go, Tachyon-san...!"

[AT]: "I got it, Cafe! Get off...!"

The two continued fighting over the extinguisher as the entire cabin burned down.

[Air Shakur]: "Attention, assholes... McQueen is pulling into the house."

Shakur said over the radio.

[AT]: "What?!"

[AS]: "She's pulling up to the house, you dumbass!"

[JP]: "Oh this is the worst!"

The trio hid behind the house, as McQueen finally pulled into the driveway.

[AT]: "Do you think it would work, if we tell McQueen-kun that Ikuno-kun destroyed the yard, and we are here to fix it...?"

[JP]: "Y- Yeah, that'll work...!"

[MC]: "And we are just about to start..."

[AT]: "Exactly."

[AT]: "Ikuno-kun, what do you think McQueen-kun's reaction will be when she sees our work...?"

[ID]: "I have no idea, Tachyon-san. Good luck."

Tachyon and Pokke hid behind Cafe as McQueen's car stopped on the drive.

[AT]: "Cafe! You go first!"

[MC]: "You two go first... This is your doing..."

[JP]: "Just put on your happy face...!"

[MC]: "... I don't even have a happy face...!"

McQueen got out of the car, confused by the multiple Uma musume hiding in bushes that she knew from Tracen Academy; She turned the corner, seeing her family and the JAM trio around the corner.

[JP]: "Y- Yo... McQueen...!"

[AT]: "McQueen-kun...! It is I! The genius Agnes Tachyon...!"

[Mejiro McQueen]: "Yes, I am well aware, Tachyon-san."

[AT]: "I-It is uhh... How do I say this..."

[MM]: "What is it?"

McQueen said, after a grueling day at work before coming home to these three standing in her backyard.

[AT]: "... A surprise...! We know how hard you are at work nowadays... So we wanted to surprise you with a backyard renovation...!"

McQueen glanced at her backyard, which included the complimentary ravaged turf, turned over excavating equipment, and burning cabin; She was speechless, just not in a good way.

[JP]: "I- If you overlook some of the worse parts of it, I- I think you'll like the plans I- We made...!"

McQueen had seen enough for now, she entered the house, followed by Ikuno and Kisoji.

[AT]: "Our mutual friends, would abandon us three the moment the tides had turned. But that matters little, us three, will face McQueen-kun's wrath as one!"

Cut to Cafe drinking coffee from her bottle with Tachyon next to her.

[AT]: "...If I am honest... It was all Pokke-kun's fault...! She rolled over the digger... she turned the grass inside out... she burned down your cabin..."

[MC]: "I believe you two are equally guilty, Tachyon-san... If the cabin was left alone, McQueen-san would have that as consolation, thanks to you and Pokke-san, it is gone..."

[AT]: "Do you think McQueen-kun is coming out any time soon?"

[MC]: "Of course, to kill us all..."

Tachyon entered the house by herself, to quell McQueen's silent rage.

[MC]: "McQueen-san was truly not pleased, as Tachyon-san reported. Fortunately... Her mood did recover, to a degree..."

A flabbergasted McQueen emerged from the house.

[AT]: "I admit, there is space for improvements, but try to imagine... Spending a weekend afternoon here, you plant some tomatos in the green house... Next to the stuck digger..."

[MM]: "The greenhouse is quite good, I must say..."

[AT]: "Indeed, Pokke-kun's little friends worked hard on it... And here...! This is the crown jewel of the garden...! Your new water fountain! Unlike any old boring fountains, I actually took the liberty of upgrading the design..."

[MM]: "I suppose this is where we stand back then, Tachyon-san...?"

[AT]: "Observe...! McQueen-kun, you will love this...! Ready...?"

Tachyon flipped the switch for the maximum water output from the fountain, a lethal jet of water shot out from the top of the fountain, the top part of the fountain got launched into the air, landing straight on the greenhouse, shattering nearly every glass panel on it.

[AT]: "M- My apologies for the greenhouse...!"

The group watched speechlessly as the fountain showered the ruined lawn with water, while the perfectly good cabin was engulfed in flames.

[AT]: "So a- anyway... McQueen-kun, Ikuno-kun, Kisoji-kun... Here is your new garden... Enjoy...!"

The daughter of the Mejiro family watched on, as her backyard became a lot more... interesting to look at.

McQueen's lifeless smile faded to the end credits

-Insert ending theme: {Prismatic Spurt!!!!}-