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Team Canopus deals with Misinformation by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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It wasn't unheard of to hear Nice Nature storm into the Team Canopus office in an irritated state. It was, however, weird for her to declare that the new romance novel she had been gushing about yesterday was dead to her and should be burned. When the reason why was revealed, however, her fellow teammates agreed.
That reason?
"Mating Season."
OR: Horses don't work like that, so presumably Horse GIRLS wouldn't either.
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Tachyon Tries (and Succeeds?) to Remember Her Past Life! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
11 Apr 2026
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When Stego and her son sit down to have an important talk about their first lives, she was expecting to have a whole afternoon to just the two of them. A simple discussion about who they used to be, and now are.
A frantic phone call from Cafe, however, is going to lead them on a wild goose chase with unexpected results.
A.K.A. The first sequel to Cracking the (Genetic) Code
A.A.K.A. "This is why we have PEER REVIEWS AND CONTROLLED STUDIES, TACHYON!!!"Series
- Part 4 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
- Part 3 of Deciphering the Genetic Code
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On a night where Air Groove is ready to take their relationship to the next level, Symboli Rudolf worries about how she's going to break the news to the mare. The news about her rather sizable secret.
Rather, her PAIR of rather sizable secrets.
OR: An ACTUAL Tanuki!Rudolf, including their most infamous body feature.
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Tachyon and the Great Horsefem Conspiracy! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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Lady of Spades has a secret: She's a transgender Uma, and none of her friends know about it. If only she was a REAL girl, like them!
Chapelet Blanc has a secret: She's a transgender Uma, and none of her friends know about it. If only she was a REAL girl, like them!
Cavendish Curl has a secret: She's a transgender- You know what, I'm starting to see a pattern here.
OR: Tachyon Horsefems a bunch of people, and tells none of them about the others.
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- Part 6 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
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In season 1 of the Umamusume anime, a substitute for Stay Gold was created, as Cygames had yet to secure the rights for him. Kin'iro Ryoutei's presence in the franchise would be minimal, and her name, her TITLE, soon returned to its original owner. She will never be seen again in the franchise or the fandom to come.
But she deserves a story, no matter how short, just like anyone else.
OR: The complicated twin dynamics of an original and their placeholder.
OR: Happy birthday, Stay Gold. And a happy birthday to someone who never got to shine.
Series
- Part 4 of Deciphering the Genetic Code
Recent series
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The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon by CritianCaceorte
Fandom ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
11 Apr 2026
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- 6
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Deciphering the Genetic Code by CritianCaceorte
Fandom ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
11 Apr 2026
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- 4
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- 14
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Incarnations and Lineages by CritianCaceorte
Fandom Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
17 Aug 2022
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Newly ten years old, Jia Baoyu already knows that there’s very little he can do to change the world around him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t wish things were different though. So when a venture with his Grandmother takes him into the fallen La Manchaland, Jia Baoyu decides to try and help someone, one last time.
Don Quixote of La Manchaland has spent the last two hundred years dwelling on all his failures, and has come to the only logical conclusion: That his nature as a bloodfiend prevents any manner of change, and that his dream had been nothing but a fantasy. With his family dead, he has resigned himself to the same fate; only to end up living with a small human child who still has a dream of his own.
Maybe they can both learn something from each other.
(Or: Jia Baoyu dreams, Jia Mu schemes, and Don Quixote relearns what it means to try.)
- Language:
- English
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- 16/?
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Bookmarked by CritianCaceorte
20 Apr 2026
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Peak Of Power by Delightfully0, kaleidoscope25
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime)
18 Apr 2026
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Bed-ridden streamer Natalie Baker was an Umamusume fan of the highest caliber. The game has been out for longer than she's been alive, but due to her condition, she's not only had time to catch up, she's one of the best. Unfortunately, she's reached the peak, so she looks for a way to add some new excitement to the game and downloads a VR mod that will let her play as an uma, rather than just train them. By 2038, VR's gotten pretty realistic, so realistic she can even try the Carrot Juice she's been giving to all her in-game trainees. 20 bottles in, and something strange takes over her.
Waking up to find her headset is no longer present, and THE Symboli Rudolf is speaking to her is the first clue that she might not be in the same world she passed out in.
Bookmarked by CritianCaceorte
18 Apr 2026
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Spun back to Hallownest by Draco_1850
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games), Hollow Knight: Silksong (Video Games)
19 Apr 2026
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After defeating Grand Mother Silk, Hornet, Lace, and Ghost are sent back to Hallownest, just before the Hollow Knight is sealed. But what awaits those who now bear the mark of the primal source of Silk—and possess far too much knowledge about the world?
Bookmarked by CritianCaceorte
16 Apr 2026
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After being bitten and turned at a Halloween party, Rice Shower struggles with her newly contracted vampirism.
Bookmarked by CritianCaceorte
12 Apr 2026
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The Tyrant’s Proxy by Tontette
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
17 Apr 2026
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The tyrant decides she will claim not only the Triple Crown, but the Triple Tiara as well. To do that she needs a proxy, and the only person she can trust with such a task is her most loyal vassal. And she will not allow such a petty thing as an unfortunate birth get in their way.
Bookmarked by CritianCaceorte
12 Apr 2026