Deciphering the Genetic Code
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Tachyon and Shakur Crack the (Genetic) Code! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
28 Feb 2026
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Three years prior, it was discovered that Umas actually possess two sets of genetic code: One for the standard human genome, and another set consisting of 32 pairs of chromosomes. It is the goal of Agnes Tachyon and Air Shakur to assist in this scientific effort by collecting as many samples from among Tracen's student and staff population as possible.
The results were... a bit unexpected.
A.K.A "Genetic proof of the Three Goddesses as Divine Beings"
A.A.K.A. "Sunday Silence was a Man-W(horse), the fic"
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- Part 2 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
- Part 1 of Deciphering the Genetic Code
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Tachyon does some (Soul) Math! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
27 Feb 2026
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Agnes Tachyon, after several nights of no sleep, has done the math.
The Uma population is DOOMED! DOOMED I tell you!
Now, if only she didn't wake up Stego and Shakur to inform them of this nonsense...
A.K.A. A deleted scene from Tachyon and Shakur Crack the (Genetic) Code, which I have now made it's own thing. Reading that isn't required, you just need to know that people at Tracen know they came from horses now.
A.A.K.A. We get to talk about GELDINGS now!
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- Part 3 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
- Part 2 of Deciphering the Genetic Code
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Tachyon Tries (and Succeeds?) to Remember Her Past Life! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
11 Apr 2026
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When Stego and her son sit down to have an important talk about their first lives, she was expecting to have a whole afternoon to just the two of them. A simple discussion about who they used to be, and now are.
A frantic phone call from Cafe, however, is going to lead them on a wild goose chase with unexpected results.
A.K.A. The first sequel to Cracking the (Genetic) Code
A.A.K.A. "This is why we have PEER REVIEWS AND CONTROLLED STUDIES, TACHYON!!!"Series
- Part 4 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
- Part 3 of Deciphering the Genetic Code
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In season 1 of the Umamusume anime, a substitute for Stay Gold was created, as Cygames had yet to secure the rights for him. Kin'iro Ryoutei's presence in the franchise would be minimal, and her name, her TITLE, soon returned to its original owner. She will never be seen again in the franchise or the fandom to come.
But she deserves a story, no matter how short, just like anyone else.
OR: The complicated twin dynamics of an original and their placeholder.
OR: Happy birthday, Stay Gold. And a happy birthday to someone who never got to shine.
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- Part 4 of Deciphering the Genetic Code