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i know that we got some potential (cus that look you gave me was so gentle) by spacewhalien
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, The Flatshare - Beth O'Leary
12 May 2026
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Summary
‘You don’t know anything about this guy! What if he’s, like, part of some weird illegal sex ring and is trying to lure sweet, innocent virgins into his evil sex lair?’
‘Guess we’re lucky i’m not a virgin, then.’ Jimin sighs into his hands from where he’s sprawled on the hardwood. There’s a mysterious stain on the ceiling in the shape of an elephant. Jimin is about 98% sure it’s not blood.
‘I wish someone would lure me into their sex lair,’ Hoseok pipes up rather unhelpfully. ‘Also, please get your bony feet off my bed, Taehyung, they’re messing up the feng shui.’
Alright, so maybe he’s only 97% sure.
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Jimin, a fresh-out-of-uni pastry chef, is desperate for a new apartment after finding his (now ex) boyfriend in bed with his former professor.
Enter Jeon Jeongguk, stage right- tech-savvy saviour of the city by night, snoring lump of muscle by day, and coincidentally (serendipitously?) in need of a roommate.