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    “See if you can pull out exactly nine inches,” Harris had said, nodding to the tape measure in his hand.

    Shane was the last one to give it a shot. He hummed and knitted his eyebrows together in concentration. His first instinctual pull had reeled out just over 8 ¼", but he corrected himself after a moment. When he was satisfied, he nodded, let go, and dropped his hands back to his sides. He walked away without a word.

    The video dramatically zoomed in on Shane’s pull, which showed just under 9 ¹⁄₁₆", then twisted and cut abruptly to an edited photo of Shane with antennae and a bright green face, while the X-Files theme played in the background.

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