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  1. The Stars Wait Patiently by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)  

    21 Feb 2026

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    “And what, exactly, are you trying to determine?”

    Percy considered this question very seriously before responding. “If I’m going to commit a felony. Or move into a decommissioned lighthouse, where I will live at the top. And nobody will know I live there. And there will be a button I can press to launch that lighthouse into the stars should someone get close to my location.” A pause. “Or get ice cream at that 24-hour shop in town. I haven’t decided yet.”

    Dionysus stared at them.

    Not a dramatic divine stare. Just the kind of look a very tired adult gives when a teenager says something so concerning they don’t even know where to begin.

    “....Right.”

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