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1. Pheromon Control by hideousalien

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent
   • PWP
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Some Plot
   • Not Beta Read
   • idk what a beta read is
   • Smut
   • Bottom Arthur Dent
   • Top Ford Prefect
   • Ford Prefect is a little shit
   • Arthur Dent is a bundle of nerves
   • Gay
   • but Ford is not exactly a man
   • Consensual but Not Safe or Sane
   • The author was possessed by Douglas Adams while writing
   • English Is Not the Author's First Language
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • it's 4am help
   • Bisexual Arthur Dent
   • Pansexual Ford Prefect
   • in my mind every alien is pan
   • what the Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy has to say about this fic
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • I LOVE FORTHUR
   • this is just porn tho
   • Anal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Drug-Induced Sex
   • But consensual
   • well...
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Sex Pollen
   • Kinda
   • is that weird pheromon control that Ford mentions in the book
   • I can't believe that no one talks about that

   Summary

   The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states the following: The Pralite monks have mastered mind control techniques as a way of devotional discipline, however, an extraordinary number of monks leave the Order just after finishing their training and just before they take their final vows to stay locked in small metal boxes for the rest of their lives.

    Ford learned from them and his technique was to simply smile and generate the right aroma; “pheromone control” he called it.

   or

   Ford practically drugs Arthur and they have sex

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