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89 Ways to Keep You on My Mind (Statistics Say...) by Kaizenkhaos
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
21 Feb 2026
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George wasn't sure how he ended up on this part of TikTok but now he was watching a video on how the average person has sex 89 times and it appears to have hit a nerve.
Maybe it was because he was going crazy during a drought after breaking up with Carmen.
Maybe he was just losing his mind.
Why else would he send the video to Max Verstappen of all people, and why were they now sitting in a cafe shop, writing a list of 89 ways to fulfill the statistics.
Because George isn't the only one in drought season or who is thirsty apparently...
A friends to friends/something else with benefits to lovers story, this fic shows some moments from the lists as the guys get to grips with it and each other.
Note: I put a little bit of a twist on the prompt; rather than being just December, I've spread it over more over the year to give the guys more time to...get to know each other ;)