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Noli and 007n7 sit on the porch of the house. They couldn't afford any nice seating, so they resorted to the cold and hard concrete steps. It wasn't helping that it was nighttime and there was a strong breeze. Luckily, the door to their shared place was open, letting ALL of the cold air in for some reason, but I guess it also let all the warm air out which helped them feel warmer I guess. It was nearly midnight. Noli started talking, feeling more courageous tham usual. "007n7..." he began. "I can't... I don't think I can hold onto this friendship much longer. Because... because I love you." He kept his sight forward in front of him to not let himself see what the other would react like. "More than I should."
After some silence, 007n7 replied in a much more tone, "hi gay i'm dad".
Noli began to tear up. I agree. "please don't do this to me im being serious" and then 007n7 continued. "Hi Noli, you're "I'm." Hi "your," I'm the mother!" Noli started to sob hard now. "please dude incant take this "YOU DIDNT EVEN USE THE RIGHT" "you're." Perchance. "there are five people in the car." 007n7 says sternly. noli screams this nexf part, "i was just WALKING!"
Timeskip to 9 months later. Fabreez enteres the picture, not because 007n7 was pregnant or anything though, he just becomes important now. Fabreez starts talking and it begins to smell like LINEN AND SKY WOOOOO. "Takopi's Original Sin is better because it's OG." Does he know? He picked red in Better Anime,the best game on Roblox. This was Solo Leveling he picked Solo Leveling over Frieren. Frieren died. Also 007n7 died but the difference is that Frieren is actually a good anime. Fabreez started to get depressed *picture of Fabreez contemplating on a purple staircase.*. Fabreez left our Better Anime server to go celebrate his twelveth birthday instead.
Anyway during all of this, 007n7 started yelling at Noli. I ran out of reasons why, he just yelled because he always be doing that. Beat from UNBEATABLE then stopped both of them, pushing them in opposite directions with her hands. "Guys this shut the Fuck up" and she beat 007n7. Haha get it because her name is. Five hours before my alarm goes of, Noli grabbed her by the shoulder in an attempt to stop her, "Beat, you can't say that swear word, the age rating is gonna get pushed higher!" "I don't give a FUCKING FUCK" Beat stated as she punched 007n7 into the dirt. Noli deflated like a balloon but like. if it deflated really really WAY slower, kind of like the transgender balloon from the Easier To Love You MV, He did not want is their boy friend to get beat up, but he Noli just sat down, I guess UNBEATABLE is an 21+ only game now for being too woke. They sighed in frustration at himself, "What if one day I stopped being the nice guy..." He could feel the @Harryquotessad1 stirring inside of them, waiting to be unleashed.
Not long after, Clef came over here, because of course she did. Rolls my eyes. Beat immediately yurns to talk to her. She pulls out a pair of
a single black shoe. "Hey Clef look at my awesome soccer Cleat." Beat bragged. "Heh... Say that again?" Clef said angrily. Beat smirked back. "What are you talking about???," and then they beat each other up for no reason, which is surprisingly lore accurate.
What will happen next? Will 007n7 die? Will UNBEATABLE get taken off of Steam? Will I finish this fic? No. Go home everyone