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1. Ladies First (baby, I insist) by Neateo6000 [the podfic] by PillowTalkPodfics, SultryNuns

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   21 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Cormac McLaggen
   • Bisexual Hermione Granger
   • Lesbian Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Inappropriate Use of Apparition
   • Magical Sex Toys
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Flirting
   • Shameless Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Pansy Parkinson is a Menace
   • Clubbing
   • Cunnilingus
   • 69 (Sex Position)
   • Cormac McLaggen Being an Asshole
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes

   Summary

   Hermione wouldn’t have given Cormac McLaggen a chance if this dry spell hadn’t gone on so exceptionally long. Thankfully, Pansy Parkinson is there to make sure she doesn’t go home with the wrong person.

    

   A Porn Without Plot one shot inspired by Bexo.Hara and the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron.
   Featuring:
   -Feral staring across a nightclub,
   -A makeover as foreplay
   -Questionably safe apparition practices
   -Sex magic that made me sad that magic isn’t real.

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   English

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