Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. A Competition of Two Prideful Idiots by for Hazbin_Duckie (Glamrocker_Roxy)

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    22 Feb 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    “I can outlast whatever measly number you think I can’t without any kind of magic.”

    “Oh, Sire!” Alastor gave a hearty laugh, full of mockery and annoyance as he damn near broke his back to get in his lover’s face. “Just because your shortcomings are much more…obvious, doesn’t mean you can just pretend you’re better than all of us here!”

    A low growl fell from Lucifer’s mouth, red bleeding into yellow as winged ears fluttered in aggravation. “You’re pushing it, bellhop.”

    That damned nickname was the tipping point for Alastor, his antlers now at least five points over their usual stubs. “Then let me push you, Mon petit diable (My little devil).”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2,631