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Yolanda has been sleeping with Trinity for over 11 months now, officially dating her for 2 weeks now and she likes to think that they've built a good routine. She goes over whenever she can, scares the shit out of farm boy, spends her nights making the younger girl orgasm until she sobs, and leaves in the morning looking forward to the next time their schedules align. So she's admittedly perplexed when she checks her phone and sees Trinity's added her to a three person group chat, with Whitaker.
the court of the hucklesbian household
Trinity (<3)
kay so this is for information purposes
huckleberry here wants to know when you come over so he can leave us alone !!
Funky boy
yes plz there's only so much my headphones can drown out.
and i rlly don't want to walk into anything again
Garcia
Because we're two girls? Woah farm boy i expected better
Trinity (<3)
u can take the boy out of nebraska but you cant take the
nebraska out of the boy…
after everything i did for u huckleberry
Funky boy
STOP
anyway im not staying this weekend
what time are u coming over ill leave then
Trinity (<3)
holy shit are you actually dating her?
wow bi men really are evil asf
Funky boy
again we're just friends !!
amy just needs help
Garcia
Amy?
Trinity (<3)
she was his patient and she's a widow
oh and she has a baby who huckleberry over here takes care of
Garcia
Holy shit farm boy I didn't think you had it in you
you're messy.
Funky boy
TRINITY
omg its rlly not like that im just helping out
she's a friend
why are we talking abt this again
Trinity (<3)
u brought it up dumbass
also its still messy if she's a friend
Garcia
^
You're staying over for 2 days, and raising a child together
straight people are so weird that's your girlfriend
Funky boy
?
her family's literally there all the time
also can we get back to the actual topic what time are you coming
Garcia
You've met her parents?
Are we invited to the wedding
Trinity (<3)
LMAO
seriously its so weird and kinda inappropriate
Funky boy
again just friends.
and u two cannot be talking
Garcia
Rude
Trinity (<3)
for that ur washing ALL the dishes
Garcia
I'll be there by 4
Funky boy
we have a dishwasher
ok ill be gone by then
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Funky boy
coming back in like 30 mins
sorry i know im early
Trinity (<3)
ugh booooo
GET ME THE YUMMY COFFEE PLEASE
we're watching twilight
Funky boy
okie
ive never watched it
Garcia
Why do you hate yourself
Trinity (<3)
ok we are so changing that tonight
get a coffee for Garcia too
Funky boy
i didn't sign up for this
Garcia
You just did
Plus its payment for crashing
Funky boy
i literally live there
Trinity (<3)
hush white boy this is so much better than the movies u watch
btw u can move out any day !!
Funky boy
:(
Trinity (<3)
jk
but seriously its either that or stay in ur room
Garcia
I vote stay in your room
Funky boy
ill watch it
Garcia
Fine.
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Trinity (<3)
@everyone
Funky boy
what
Trinity (<3)
um be nice???
your so anti lesbian
Funky boy
im literally not but ok
Garcia
Yes?
Also yes you are, you stole my toothbrush.
You stole my whimsy
Funky boy
it was in MY bathroom and they're the same color.
maybe go to your apartment instead
Trinity (<3)
stop it children
k so u should so come over so we can watch House MD
Garcia
Why
Trinity (<3)
so we can make fun of it
also cuddy's hot
Garcia
Fair
I'll be there in a while, i can stay back today btw
Funky boy
oh god
Trinity (<3)
sorry not sorry huckleberry
no one's preventing u from getting laid
get a girlfriend
Garcia
Or a boyfriend he's bi
Trinity (<3)
damn no body want u fr 😭
Garcia
I'm saying like 😭
Funky boy
is this a reference im not getting or what
also i never claimed i was single
Garcia
I'm older than you and I know it
What childhood did you lead
Trinity (<3)
did you just conform that your sleeping with amy
you freak omg
Garcia
Woah evil bisexual and she's into it
They're freaks in bed
Trinity (<3)
im crying
you're milking her dry literally
Funky boy
NO
again still friends.
stop it or im showing Princess you ur bowl cut emo phase
and ill tell robby that you cried during kpop demon hunters, Garcia.
Trinity (<3)
have i ever told you how much i appreciate you
ykw ill do the laundry tmr
Garcia
White boy i have become fond you..
10 months ago you wouldn't dare to threaten me
But seriously don't or I'll make your life hell
Trinity (<3)
they grow up so quickly
Garcia
I'm On my way! btw
omw*
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Garcia
Are you guys on your way back
I wanna watch the next ep
Trinity (<3)
yuppp
huckleberry had to change his scrubs again
and i actually finished charting in time
Funky boy
just lost $20 to Jesse fml
oh also im going out later so we're just watching like 2 eps
Garcia
Okay great
Is it Amy..?
Trinity (<3)
no he has a date
i feel like my kids going off to college
practice safe sex tho !!
Garcia
Yeah you already got one kid to raise
Funky boy has left the chat
Trinity (<3) added funky boy to the chat
Funky boy
i forgot my keys someone open the door
please
hello
hi
guys
@everyone
are u kidding me it's late if i die just know it was your fault.
yo it's been 15 mins did u guys pass out
wtv im crashing at a friends
Trinity (<3)
huckleberry if you don't shut that music off.
why cant u listen to clairo
ill lock u out again
Funky boy
then keep it down please or buy me better headphones
Garcia
I'm literally trying to sleep
maybe we should lock you out
Funky boy
sorry i turned it down
stop throwing a traumatic experience in my face..
Trinity (<3)
white men have shit happen to them ONCE and make it everyones problem
Garcia reacted with a heart to Trinity(<3)'s text
Garcia
I'm hungry
Farm boy make that delicious sandwich again please
Funky boy
im like 5 steps away from you why'd you text
Garcia
Do I have to explain everything to you
Funky boy
yeah im abt to make you food :)
Garcia
She fell asleep on my arm.
Funky boy
oh
ill make it if you let me sneak a pic
Garcia
Deal.
Funky boy
do you want coffee too
Garcia
Yeah, thanks
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Funky boy reacted with a heart to one text.
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Funky boy
are you guys together rn..
Trinity (<3)
yes why
Funky boy
nvm
Trinity (<3)
no please im curious now
Funky boy
i was gonna ask you to check my room
im bringing someone over
Trinity (<3)
WHAG
IH MY GID
Garcia
WHO
IS IT AMY
Funky boy
omg no.
ykw maybe ill just go over to theirs
Trinity (<3)
why are we gender neutral rn
im so fucking scared
who is it
Garcia
Is it someone we know
holy shit it has to be
Trinity (<3)
wait come back
HUCKLEBERRY
DENNIS WHITAKER
im so stalking your location
Funky boy has silenced this chat for 24 hours.
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Trinity (<3)
no WAY you pulled nurse kim
she's everything and you're a huckleberry !!
Funky boy
ouch?
no one knows except you knows so please keep it that way
well garcia too now
Garcia
Your kidding
I pray for my sister, you better treat her right
Funky boy
we aren't dating yet but yes maam
Trinity (<3)
please don't fumble dude
and fucking finally im tired of being the only one in a relationship
we're cuter tho #lesbians
Garcia
Duh
Funky boy
go lesbians go!
wanna watch the last 2 eps of season 4 tmr?
Trinity (<3)
YES
Garcia
YES
Trinity (<3)
aw we're so cute
soulmate shit
Garcia
That's right baby
I think I can stay back tomorrow <3
Trinity (<3)
looking forward to it <3
Funky boy
hello im still here
take this to your dms..
i already know way too much abt your relationship
Trinity (<3)
sorry huckleberry
Garcia
Sorry funky tunes
the court of the hucklesbian household
Trinity (<3)
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Garcia
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Funky boy
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Trinity (<3)
holy shit i look chopped asl
ok if any of these leave the chat they ALL leave the chat
Funky boy
!
how am i supposed to work tmr with amber dead and house unconscious
Trinity (<3), Garcia reacted with an emphasis to Funky boy's text
Garcia
Wilson reading the note.
Holy shit I'm ugly crying in that pic
No one finds about this I'm serious
Trinity (<3)
We should do a blood pact!
I've always wanted to do one
Funky boy
no
Garcia
No
Trinity (<3)
BOOO
i miss when you guys never agreed on anything
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Funky boy
who ordered loops? why'd they get sent to our address
Trinity (<3)
wdym
Funky boy
they're under Garcia's name
Garcia
Oh shit they came early
Happy birthday I guess.
I felt bad about the thin walls and I can't do with the funk tunes anymore.
Funky boy
these are like $50 you didnt have to
thank you
Garcia
Don't sweat it kid
You're welcome
Trinity (<3)
no im abt to cry this is so cute
everyone say thank you trinity for making this group chat
Garcia has left the chat
Funky boy has left the chat
Trinity (<3) added Funky boy, Garcia to the chat
Trinity (<3)
wow just say i hate you
Trinity (<3)
why is robby so invested in your business @Funkyboy
Funky boy
what happened
Garcia
^
Trinity (<3)
I mention your name and he deadass comes running
he was asking me about you and nurse kim
btw you guys are so obvious stop with the heart eyes but also dont say anything
bc i need to win the bet
Garcia
He's obsessed with Whitaker
straight up manhandling him during traumas
Funky boy
uhh no?
we're close ig
he probably just cares because he's the boss
Trinity (<3)
interesting…
Garcia
interesting…
Funky boy
i don't have time for this
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Trinity (<3)
white boy where art thou…
we miss you…
im so glad you barely go over to amy's now
why are farms so far away
Garcia
Can we start without you
Funky boy
im 5 away
i got everyone coffee and tacos
Trinity (<3)
i knew there was a reason i still kept you around
Garcia
Can we start without you
Funky boy
no >:(
why are we watching the kissing booth
Garcia
Because I won the spin the wheel.
Sorry if it's not nuanced enough for you
Funky boy
can we watch the second one
marco was so fine
Trinity (<3)
wait yes
let's just watch all
Funky boy
what the hell sure
okayyyyy on the elevator
Garcia
Finally!!
Funky boy
aww did you miss me
Trinity (<3)
well yes WE did
Garcia
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no comment
She's known them both for over 2 years now, and Garcia has to admit that the boy has grown on her, she's seen how much both of them care for Trinity and there's a silent truce between the two of them because of it–no she will never admit that she might actually enjoy his company after their initial awkwardness faded and he was no longer scared of her, and she'll definitely never admit that his jokes are funny. She's weaved her life into Trinity's by now, and while they don't live together officially they basically do. Growing up she never really made close friends and her apartment always felt empty no matter what size it was, but when she's at Trinity's it's filled with laughter and silly arguments and midnight sighs, so yeah she likes both of them—Trinity's obviously her favorite.
She would vouch for him though, if it was required because yes he is a good doctor, and okay maybe she would bail him out if he ever got arrested but that's only because she's an amazing girlfriend and she knows that Trinity and Dennis are like platonic soulmates even if they like to pretend they aren't and hey, their movie nights are the highlight of week aside from Trinity herself; so she's glad she was added to that stupid group chat which is constantly active and yes maybe she'll be sad if he ever moves out but that's not happening anytime soon, and if it does she knows he'll be there 24/7 anyway, just like she is.