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stressing our blue balls off(bllk hs au)

Summary:

This is a blue lock high school chatfic, filled with angst but also alot of comfort(bc im a sucker) also its half chatfic half reality.

Some characters are aged up to make the dorm arrangments moreunderstandable

 

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bllk hs chatfic

Notes:

Hiiii, I've decided to start ts as an introduction chapter to what later will be hopefully a longer fic, also to anyone reading my other fics, the mha one is about to be updated in ike one week so be prepared(it's not too sad ts time).

Chapter 1: the dorms

Chapter Text

*Ego Jinpachi created a group chat*

*Ego Jinpachi added 36 numbers to the group chat*

Ego Jinpachi: I have added all 36 members of the blue lock football teams to this group chat, to be able to send all of you your dorm and future needed info(eg: trips, matches).
These are your dorm assignments arranged by year group:

Freshmen (15-16)

Rin Itoshi - Charles Chevalier
Nijiro Nanase - Ranze Kurona
Ikki Niko - Yo Hiori

Sophomore (17)

Seishiro Nagi - Shoei Barou
Hyoma Chigiri - Reo Mikage
Tsurugi Zantetsu - Rensuke Kunigami
Gin Gagamaru - Jingo Raichi

Junior (18)

Aoshi Tokimitsu - Jyubei Aryu
Julian Loki - Kenyu Yukimiya
Ryusei Shidou - Sae Itoshi
Tabito Karasu - Eita Otoya

Senior (19)

Alexis Ness - Michael Kaiser
Shuto Sendou - Oliver Aiku
Don Lorenzo - Hugo

These are unchangeable, obviously you are sharing the dorms with other pupils of your age, just different faculty.
I advise you to tag me through chat only if necessary, the vice - principal @ Anri is also in the group chat, please turn to her in case of need.

I shall now take my leave.

-Ego Jinpachi

…………………

Sae: are we sure that we cannot change dorms?

Shidou: B-but Sae-chan why not😖
Sae: u r already acting weird, are you sure u have no idea why

Shidou: Sae i promise u i will give u the most DEVIOUS back shots u have ever had in your life

Rin: gtfo u disgusting roach, also why am i roomed with the baguette

Sae: gtfo of my love life, lukewarm

Rin is offline

Shidou: don’t insult char-char, licky rin

wait

SAE-CHAN JUST ADMITTED IM PART OF HIS LOVE LIFE🎀🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀ILY TOO SAE CHAN

Sae: 🫶🏻 ig

Shidou: OMGOMGOMGOMG I PULLED @Charles

Charles: U GOT INFINITE RIZZ😈

Nagi: gng wrtdawairw barou

Chigiri:...
reo translate

Reo: guys it obviously says ‘what are these dorm arrangements why am i roomed with barou’

Barou: fuck you sloth

Otoya: gng idk what language that sloth is speaking but I ain’t complaining
I’m with the HUZZ🥵

Karasu: gng we goin be crackin all night long with ts one😫

Bachira: @YOICHI WE ARE TOGETHER

Isagi: FUCK YEAH

Kaiser: Oh nein, du hast slursagi beschworen(oh no you summoned slursagi)

Isagi: someone help i dont speak colonizer

guys….?