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    “Um, are you gonna say something?”

    The silicone and leather burned through Harrow’s corneas and pierced straight through her; the blunt instrument between them an effective ice pick against her pre-frontal cortex.

    Hesitantly, “I'm really not sure what to say…” Harrow swallowed and choked on each word, “except that you have laid out a penis on my dining table, Griddle.”

    After being raised in the Mormon church her entire life Harrowhark Nonagesimus is finding some things are unavoidable: chief among them her infuriatingly attractive bestie of a butch coming off a break-up.

    A.K.A Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav

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