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1. Yorke Ent ExecSimp Anonymous by ApacheTears

   Fandoms: Radiohead (Band), The 1975 (Band), The Strokes (Band), Blur (Band), Oasis (Band), Franz Ferdinand (Band), Coldplay (Band), Muse (Band), Arctic Monkeys, Modest Mouse (Band), Kaiser Chiefs, Queens of the Stone Age, The Verve, Florence + the Machine, Billy Talent (Band), Asking Alexandria (Band), The Killers (Band)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Matty Healy/Thom Yorke
   • Damon Albarn/Liam Gallagher
   • Julian Casablancas/Kyrre Gørvell-Dahll | Kygo
   • Jonny Buckland/Chris Martin
   • Matt Bellamy/Alex Turner
   • Isaac Brock/Alex Kapranos
   • Damon Albarn/Alex Turner
   • Ben Bruce/Julian Casablancas
   • Julian Casablancas/Ben Kowalewicz
   • Richard Ashcroft/Florence Welch
   • Matty Healy
   • Thom Yorke
   • Liam Gallagher
   • Damon Albarn
   • Julian Casablancas
   • Kygo
   • Richard Ashcroft
   • Gary Lightbody
   • Florence Welch
   • Chris Martin
   • Jonny Buckland
   • Matt Bellamy
   • Alex Turner
   • Ricky Wilson
   • Alex Kapranos
   • Josh Homme
   • Isaac Brock
   • Kimberly Perry
   • Ana Matronic
   • Brandon Flowers
   • Nate Ruess
   • Ben Bruce
   • Ben Kowalewicz
   • Lily Allen
   • Brad Simpson
   • Brendon Urie
   • Crack
   • Lowercase
   • Not Serious
   • This Is STUPID
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • Crack Relationships
   • Age Difference
   • Gaslighting
   • Abuse of Authority
   • Mpreg
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Daddy Kink
   • Alternate Universe - Office
   • Sexual Tension
   • Infidelity
   • Sexting
   • Rivalry
   • Breeding
   • brain rot

   Summary

   Unhinged and bored employees of Yorke Enterprises create a secret group chat where they shamelessly thirst, “hear me out” and fight over their hot managers and senior executives. One bullied intern snaps and adds all the top bosses to the chat, resulting in chaos, drama, rivalries and unexpected marriages.

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   English

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