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1. Bend and Snap by oceansmiller

   Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992), Legally Blonde (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   24 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp
   • Madeline Ashton & Helen Sharp
   • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville
   • (necessary for context I'm sorry)
   • Madeline Ashton
   • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
   • Ernest Menville
   • Stefan (Death Becomes Her)
   • Viola Van Horn
   • get in gays it's a LEGALLY BLONDE AU
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • madeline ashton as elle woods
   • helen sharp as prof. stromwell
   • Teacher-Student Relationship
   • Madeline is fully an adult don't freak out
   • Sexual Tension
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Eventual Sex
   • law school! madeline
   • ernest is evil
   • What's new
   • comphet mad baby everyone's favorite
   • lesbian helen sharp
   • Angst with a Hopeful Ending
   • plot loosely follows the 2001 legally blonde movie
   • emphasis on LOOSE I just wanted an excuse to write madhel professor/student okay
   • Slow-ish burn
   • Masturbation
   • Sexual Fantasy
   • Forbidden Love
   • Shameless Smut
   • Office Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Dry Humping
   • Body Worship
   • if mad is pink then hel is purple
   • light humiliation kink

   Summary

   Madeline Ashton-Menville, the soon-to-be Harvard graduate / sorority queen / wife of an heir to a vast American fortune, has a picture-perfect life, and a picture-perfect future. Until said heir asks for a divorce one week before commencement, and beckons her to court 15 years later over a petty dispute.

   When Madeline returns to Cambridge with an acceptance to Harvard Law School in her hand, she plans to obtain a J.D., represent herself in court, and legally require Ernest to fuck off for good. A certain red-headed professor makes things a bit more complicated than that.

   Aka, the highly sapphic madhel Legally Blonde AU that maybe one or two people asked for!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,187

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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