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god's favorite (punching bag) by charmnecklace (flowerhairclips)
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
09 Apr 2026
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Jisung doesn’t spend any money on iced coffee today, because the shock he receives upon opening what he thought was his backpack to grab his laptop, only to instead find a pair of handcuffs, a ten ounce bottle of lube, and what he estimates to be a nine inch—very realistic looking—strap-on staring right back at him in the middle of his ten o’clock lecture, is enough to nearly make his heart give out.
Drinking any more caffeine after that would be overkill, or a quick trip to the emergency room.
Jisung accidentally takes Jeongin's bag of r-rated supplies to his morning lecture, crashes out for two weeks, jerks off way too much, and turns his intense, homoerotic, unspoken third thing with Jeongin into an official relationship. Don’t ask him how he managed to pull it off, he still isn’t entirely sure.