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To: scary fairy
HOONIE PLS
IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS
IM SORRY
;A;
EVEYONE IS AKING NE WHY U WONT TALK TO ME AND HANNIE
JIHOON PLS
To: kwon hoeshit
...
....
.....
u disgust me
To: scary fairy
JIHOON DONT BE LIKE THIS
IM S O R R Y
To: kwon hoeshit
don't talk to me i can't even
why would u do that on tHE COUCH
WE ALL SIT ON THE COUCH SOONYOUNG
CHAN SITS ON THAT COUCH
YOU'RE A MONSTER
To: scary fairy
NO PLS IT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME
AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO FINISH
To: kwon hoeshit
STOP
I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER
DONT TALK TO ME
U ARE GROSS
HANDSOAP IS GROSS
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To: handsoap
U AND UR BOYFRIEND ARE GROSS TELL HIM TO ATOP TALKING TO ME ALKSHSHSL
To: strawberry shortcake hyung
HyUNG PLS
ITS BEEN FIVE DAYS
WERE SORRY
PLS FORGET WHAT U SAW
IM BEGGING U
To: handsoap
FUKKCING GET UR BF OFF MY BACK HES ANNOYING AS HELL
AND DONT TALK TO ME EITHER ISSTGG LAKDJSH
IF U GUYS DOJT STOP
ILL TELL ICE CREAM SCOOPS
To: strawberry shortcake hyung
FUKASJUNF OJAY OKAY
DONT TELL
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To: soonie<3
BABE ATOP HARRASIBG JIHOIN HYUNF HES GONNA TEKL DAD
To: mi sol
FUKKKAING
SHIT
DID HE REALLY SAY THAT
To: soonie<3
YE S
[image sent]
To: mi sol
is he rEALLY THT FUKI NG PETTTY
ONG
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To: scary fairy
I CQNNOT BELIEVE U WPULD RAT US OUT
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST U
To: kwon hoeshit
ALSKDHSK FUCKING LEAVE NE ALONE THEN
I NEED TIME TO HEAL
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Soonyoung stared at his phone before groaning and writing a quick response.
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To: scary fairy
... okay.
To: kwon hoeshit
thank fuck
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Jihoon sighed in relief before setting his phone down.
He licked his lips thoughtfully before sitting up from where he was laying on the floor.
"You guys want to get something to eat?" He asked Soonyoung and Hansol.
They both looked up in surprise before a relived and happy smile crossed Soonyoung's face while a sheepish one made its way into Hansol's.
"Sure!" The eldest one chirped, "Let me change first though."
"Let me go brush my hair or something." Hansol murmured.
They both shuffled out of the living room, Soonyoung clinging onto Hansol and the younger one wrapped an arm around his waist in return.
Jihoon stared at the couch in disgust.
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To: ice cream scoops
Do u want to know why I stopped talking to HanSoon
And why I refuse to sit on the couch
To: hooooonie
Yes
You didn't even look at them
It's been five days what did they do omg
To: scoops
Okay, well five days ago
I caught them fuckING EATING MY CANDY AGAIN
CAN U BELIEVE THAT
RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL
THEY DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE OR REPLACE THEM
THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE
To: hooooonie
...
Is that it
To: ice cream scoops
Of course u wouldn't understand
U know what
I won't even bother anymore
I gotta go, we're going out to eat
To: hooooonie
We?
To: scoops
HanSoon and I
To: hooooonie
I thought you were mad at them?
To: scoops
Ya.. But they're paying sooo...
To: hooooonie
Oh...
Wait!!!
What about not sitting on the couch???
To: ice cream scoops
Eh
Don't worry about it
Gtgtgtg
I'll bring them back safely
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"Who are you texting?"
"Jisoo-hyung. I told him where we'd be so the rest of ninety-five line doesn't freak out."
The couple didn't seem to have caught onto Jihoon's lie, peacefully and happily rushing out the door.
"Ya! Kwon Soonyoung! I forgot to mention that you're paying!"
Hansol laughed at Soonyoung's spluttering and Jihoon merely smiled.
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(The truth is, two days after Jihoon found Soonyoung and Hansol stuffing their faces full of his candy, he walked out of his room to see Hansol's hands laced through Soonyoung's hair, pulling, back arching and Soonyoung whimpering around the cock in his mouth, hands shoved down his sweatpants.
The two idiots thought they were alone in the dorm and they were so wrapped up in what they were doing that they didn't see Jihoon run back into his room to curl up and die on the inside.)