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olympic wag now 
@rozanov81
i have to stay in canada while shane goes to stupid italy to play hockey because is really hard to change the country you play for when they have been banned for 12 years for doping and stupid war
3 STANLEYS IKTR @rozycenss · Feb 7
Anyone know why rozanov can't go to the olympics this year? Moot tried explaining but I'm really confused :((((
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olympic wag now @rozanov81 · 13:09 Replying to @rozycenss
i could go as AIN and dominate as 1 man hockey army but i do not want to embarrass my husband or all of my teammates. ignore what happened last time at sochi
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olympic wag now
@rozanov81
can i just say now that i have canadian citizenship and not being watched over like an eagle that i knew all those motherfuckers were being given steroids. i know i was the most jacked and beautiful but is all natural. anti-doping can verify
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Harris @hdrovercens · 13:16 Replying to @rozanov81
Ilya you're going to get in trouble and I'm NOT helping you out with this one
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olympic wag now @rozanov81 · 13:17 Replying to @hdrovercens
harris bring your dog and bottle of wine to my house and we can watch together yes?
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Dykstra @dykstra.hockey · 13:45 Replying to @rozanov81
It's not an eagle it's a hawk by the way <3
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Harris @hdrovercens · 13:51 Replying to @dykstra.hockey
Evan don't encourage him
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olympic wag now
@rozanov81
is it too late to ask to do luge as AIN it looks fun
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olympic wag now @rozanov81 · 16:13 Replying to @rozanov81
@shanehollanderhockey can we do double luge together ❓♥️
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockey · 16:26 Replying to @rozanov81
No.
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olympic wag now
@rozanov81
i thought canadians were supposed to be nice. and i also thought curling was supposed to be boring
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olympic wag now @rozanov81 · 09:06 Replying to @rozanov81
i have a newfound respect for the swedish
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Harris @hdrovercens · 09:07 Replying to @rozanov81
Ilya can you at least let me have breakfast before I have to take twitter away from you?
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@ottawacentaurs
We didn't think we'd ever have to clarify this, but we've never had anything against Swedish people.
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han @hockeyqueers24 · 09:58 Replying to @ottawacentaurs
ah i see #ilyarozanovisoverparty is doing the rounds again
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Harris @hdrovercens · 10:02 Replying to @ottawacentaurs
Would also just like to clarify that no amount of media training will stop Ilya Rozanov. Every time we pull him in he just says 'it's xenophobic because its not his first language'. He learned the word xenophobic specifically so he could continue to make me miserable
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Harris @hdrovercens · 10:03 Replying to @hdrovercens
Please do not take anything that @rozanov81 says seriously. Ever
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olympic wag now
@rozanov81
@paastohaas you have defeated the french. i am team switzerland now. i knew you were my favorite son
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haasy @paastohaas · 10:10 Replying to @rozanov81
thank you captain
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team switzerland for life
@rozanov81
canada fleece this year is not as good as the one from sochi. i miss the one from sochi it looked very soft i was jealous
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team switzerland for life @rozanov81 · 12:11 Replying to @rozanov81
when we got knocked out in sochi shane came to see if i was okay and i had to tell him to go away because i couldn't be seen in public with him in russia but all i wanted was a hug((((
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockey · 12:13 Replying to @rozanov81
Ilya the fleece is literally in my closet and it'll fit you if you want to wear it. Also stop airing out problems in our relationship from over a decade ago.
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team switzerland for life @rozanov81 · 12:16 Replying to @rozanov81
@shanehollanderhockey get off of twitter sweetheart you have killing czech hockey team appointment in 1 hour
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team switzerland for life @rozanov81 · 12:36 Replying to @rozanov81
found the fleece. a little tight around my huge biceps but otherwise incredible. anyway olympics in russia was horrible and i am very bad at keeping relationship casual. go team canada))))
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Harris
@hdrovercens
Cens are at Ilya's to watch Troy, Shane and Wyatt at the Olympics... tell me why this man's house has balloons and kazoos? @rozanov81
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team hollander for life @rozanov81 · 13:02 Replying to @hdrovercens
they asked me to host the wake for czech hockey team <3
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
5-0 o боже, он такой сексуальный
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Ilya Rozanov Translator Bot @81translations · 14:51 Replying to @rozanov81
Translation: '5-0 oh my god, he is so sexy'
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Harris @hdrovercens · 14:53 Replying to @rozanov81
Please stop tweeting when you're drunk
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
team usa has dust bunny for captain. @shanehollanderhockey do not be intimidated sweetheart. you look incredible in gold by the way
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockey · 20:19 Replying to @rozanov81
Don't add salt to the wound. #TeamCanada🇨🇦
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Scott Hunter @schunter21 · 23:09 Replying to @rozanov81
Do you ever take breaks?
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
bood just told me about norwegian guy from two days ago. thanks for keeping me in the loop(
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Dykstra @dykstra.hockey · 20:29 Replying to @rozanov81
Would never cheat on my wife anyway, but I sure as hell wouldn't admit to it if I was sitting on a bronze🤷♂️
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team hollander for life @rozanov81 · 20:26 Replying to @rozanov81
what is this about putting acid in your dick? it makes you fly? i am not scientist but maybe just be born with it like i was
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
russian twink who does backflips keeps falling over is very funny to me
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Harris @hdrovercens · 14:08 Replying to @rozanov81
Media. Training. Please.
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team hollander for life @rozanov81 · 14:13 Replying to @rozanov81
oh and you are homophobe too? i am embarrassed to share name with you
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
i like this kazakh boy congratulations Миша
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
@shanehollanderhockey @tbarrettca @hazyheroes i am rooting for you but if you hurt haasy i am trading you away to buffalo. i do not care if one of you is my husband i will send you away i am your captain
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dill 🥒 @tannerdillon · 15:31 Replying to @rozanov81
I'm not fucking around I've never seen anyone death grip a couch like this before Captain is STRESSED !!!!
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
so fucking shit my fucking husband is in fucking italy for stupid olympics when i could be cooking him romantic fucking steak and nice vegetables and watching cool runnings on valentine's day
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockey · 01:40 Replying to @rozanov81
Why are you awake at 1am? Also I'm not even playing today just fucking facetime me asshole
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team hollander for life @rozanov81 · 01:42 Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
is not good enough i want to make you breakfast and kiss you until you suffocate
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Harris @hdrovercens · 08:32 Replying to @rozanov81
Usually I'd tell him off for strange PDA on twitter but I'm just as miserable so I'm letting it slide.
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Barrett @tbarrettca · 08:34 Replying to @hdrovercens
I love you 💖💖💖
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team hollander for life
@rozanov81
i think my wonderful husband saw how much i liked it when haasy destroyed the french last time that he has now bombed their country. they will need to find new host for 2030 now
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team hollander for life @rozanov81 · 12:13 Replying to @rozanov81
@FranceOlympique 10-2 you guys suck
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team haasy for life
@rozanov81
@paastohaas very proud of my favourite rookie at his first olympics. at least you made playoffs. which i did not do. because i was on team full of assholes on drugs
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haasy @paastohaas · 17:12 Replying to @rozanov81
thank you captain means a lot from you! do you still want me to take home tiramisu for you?
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team haasy for life @rozanov81 · 17:15 Replying to @paastohaas
yes i do but why did you have to tweet about my genius secret plan((
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@rozanov81
10,000 condoms in three days? @shanehollanderhockey are you cheating on me? must be only explanation
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockey · 19:41 Replying to @rozanov81
There's a double meaning here isn't there? Someone please help me
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team haasy for life @rozanov81 · 19:55 Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
@shanehollanderhockey no there isn't but you have not answered question? you are cheating on me☹️? no other way that many condoms are being used all at once
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Harris @hdrovercens · 19:58 Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
Shane ignore him. @rozanov81 it's not valentine's day anymore and I'm not letting any weird PDA or anything adjacent slide today
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team haasy for life
@rozanov81
this girl who won figure skating looks like raccoon. i mean this as a compliment is very cool
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team haasy for life
@rozanov81
oh boohoo little homophobe american boy wants to do mental health routine in jeans. well guess what you are not the only Илья with depression. now get off the ice i want to see the panda costume
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GO TEAM CANADA ! @hdrovercens · 14:22 Replying to @rozanov81
Ilya please stop harassing the figure skaters online.
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team haasy for life
@rozanov81
what the fuck do you mean my husband only got silver medal? he lost to dysfunctional team USA led by pensioner, and riddled with haunted boys and sexist men? ioc i would like a word please
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GO CENS
@ottawacentaurs
Now that the 2026 Olympics is over, we'd love to congratulate our boys - AC @shanehollanderhockey, @tbarrettca, @paastohaas and @hazyheroes ! #ProudCens
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GO CENS @ottawacentaurs · 12:04 Replying to @ottawacentaurs
On another note, we have suspended @rozanov81 from logging into his twitter account until he is better media trained. We can only apologise.
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockey · 13:32 Replying to @ottawacentaurs
I stopped opening twitter when he posted about the condom thing🫥
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Dykstra @dykstra.hockey · 12:47 Replying to @ottawacentaurs
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