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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Ilya: fucking killed it today fuck the nomads the power of gay love wins

    Ilya: stanley cup is ours boys

    Troy: I don’t know if that’s the message…

    Ilya: ah so your homophobic you hate gay people troy??

    Wyatt: lets not bring homophobic barrett back please I already lived through it once

    Troy: ...

    Troy: also ilya its you’re*

    Ilya: I will place a curse on your bloodline Barrett

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    Ilya and Shane on the same team is a fucking death sentence and no one will be winning the Stanley cup until they retire so some players start to believe that maybe just maybe gay sex is what makes them so good at hockey...

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    16 Apr 2026

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    It was supposed to be a simple mission, a glorified supply run! Something boring, quick and in no way earth-shattering. Too bad they had entered the Cave of Truth by mistake and Liu Mingyan had ended up learning far more about her martial uncle than she ever thought possible.

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    Liu Mingyan finds out that Shang Qinghua is the Creator God of their world. She honestly cares far more about him being a fellow writer.

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