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Dear Wemmbu,
Do you think I’m stupid, or something?
I don’t believe you’re dead. Everyone’s telling me that you are, but like, I know you’re not, bro.
You’re out there somewhere. I’m not dumb, bro. I won’t fall for your stupid game, bro. Pack it up cus’ like, I’m the immortal demon and stuff, so bro, just put the fries in the bag.
You know what I think too? I think you’re no different from those chungy cowards for running away. Like bro, you have two maces and you’re running away from these npcs. That’s actually crazy, lil’ bro.
If you don’t show up in the next few days, bro? I swear to god I’ll use Eggchan as a hostage. Like bro, don’t play with me right now. You know I’ve done it back in the mafia too. Don’t make me go through extremes like that, bro.
I’m sure Eggchan wouldn't appreciate getting locked up again. Bro was shaking in his boots when I did it the first time.
So bro, if you care about Egg’s life, stop hiding from the world and just have that rematch with me, bro. Like, it’s not that hard to just fight me again so we can settle who’s the strongest once and for all.
And I don’t wanna see any of your dirty tricks, bro. Like, being able to summon explosions at your will’s a strat only chungies use.
But anyways, you better gear up, bro. I ain’t about to be considerate and not fight you and your chungy mace.
Yours truly,
FlameFrags