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1. Professional Freeloaders (Legally Married) by Skarriad

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Min Yoongi | Suga's Parents
   • Park Jimin's Mother (BTS)
   • Kim Taehyung | V
   • Jeon Jungkook
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
   • Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Omega Verse
   • Alpha/Omega
   • Alpha Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Omega Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Marriage
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Honeymoon
   • Slow Burn
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Mutual Pining
   • Scenting
   • Mating Cycles
   • Protective Min Yoongi | Suga
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Romantic Tension
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Min Yoongi | Suga is Whipped
   • Park Jimin is a Tease (BTS)
   • Idiots in Love
   • Eventual Smut
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Knotting
   • omegas have vaginas
   • what jimin wants jimin gets
   • Light Angst

   Summary

   Yoongi and Jimin are professional freeloaders, using fake proposals to scam restaurants out of free meals.

   One accidental legal marriage later, they're on a paid honeymoon in Bora Bora, sharing a room for two weeks, dealing with instincts, forced proximity, and the very real possibility that their fake relationship might not be fake anymore.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   36,168

   Chapters:

   6/12

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   258

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