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That damn buzzing wouldn’t stop. “BUZZ! BUZZ!” There is was again. Right by your ear this time too. “I’m gonna kill you!” you yelled. There you were standing, in the middle of the living room with a fly swatter in your hand. “I’m definitely getting you this time.” You said, threatening the fly. It had come in when you took the trash out this morning. It wouldn’t just land and stay still for more than a few seconds. It had landed on your cup of tea, tried to land in your lunch that you were cooking, and now it was flying by your ear. “ I swear you’re doing this on purpose.” You said through gritted teeth. Finally the fly landed on the arm of the sofa. This was your chance to finally be rid of it for good. Just as you were about to kill it, the front door opened. “(Y/N), I’m home!” Jacob called. “NOOO!” you shouted in anger. When Jacob opened the door the fly flew away. “What are you doing?” Jacob asked. You just whimpered. This fly had been driving you insane all day and the only chance you had to kill it was gone. Jacob came up behind you and started rubbing the small of your back. “Is everything okay, love?” he asked. He didn’t know what was going on. You fell face first into the sofa and took a deep breath. “Its just a fly. It is just a fly. No need to get mad. It’ll die on it own. Yeah… maybe.” You mumbled into the cushion. “A fly?” Jacob was very confused. You sighed, “Yes. A fly. It has been bugging me all day since I took out the trash this morning.” Jacob couldn’t help but laugh and shake his head. “All this fussing over a fly, (Y/N)?” The look you gave him made Jacob almost regret laughing at your dilemma. He took the fly swatter out of your hand, moved your legs out of the way and took a seat next you. “Don’t worry, I’ll get for you.” It was only a few minutes before the fly landed on the sofa again. “Jacob! Its right next to you!” you whispered, afraid that if you spoke any louder the fly would leave again. “I’ve… GOT IT!” Jacob shouted as he swung the swatter with speed and accuracy. “You did?! Thank you, Jacob! Finally I can eat in peace!” You said with a sigh of relief. “You’re very welcome, (Y/N).” Jacob said with a peck to your cheek. Sadly, another fly was still buzzing around the house. “You’ve got to be kidding me. ANOTHER one?! That’s it. You kill this fly and I’m going to take a nap.” You huffed. “Don’t worry love. I’ll handle it. Again.”