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1. Tell me if this ain't perfect ('cause baby it feels so right) by FlowerLikeLotus

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Regulus Black/Evan Rosier
   • Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Regulus Black
   • Evan Rosier
   • Threesome - M/M/M
   • Trans Regulus Black
   • Bisexual Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Confused Evan Rosier
   • give him time he gets there
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Homophobic Language
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Porn with Plot
   • Gay Regulus Black
   • Bottom Regulus Black
   • Top Evan Rosier
   • Switch Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier In Love
   • Regulus Black is obsessed with Rosekiller
   • Characters Writing Fanfiction
   • Reg ships Rosekiller harder than I do
   • Gay Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Intercrural Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Fingering
   • Oral Sex
   • Masturbation
   • Consensual Sex
   • Final year of Hogwarts and they're all 18
   • Voyeurism
   • Praise Kink
   • Borderline crackfic
   • no beta we die like men
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • Dirty Talk
   • Orgasm Edging

   Summary

   Evan digs his nails into Barty’s hips, feeling the flesh dip to make way for his pressure. Barty whines, he pushes back, he arches. Evan smirks as he watches how needy the boy is, how desperate he--

   “Alright, Reggie?” Barty swung his legs over the back of the sofa before he fell into the seat next to him in the common room.

   Regulus jumped, dropping the notebook that he scrambled to pick up so Barty couldn’t see what he had just been writing.

   “You good?” Barty laughed, amusement in his eyes. Regulus grabbed the book close to his chest as he felt his face heat up. It was late, and he hadn’t expected Barty to be up. “Is that your diary?”

   OR

   Regulus yearns so hard after his best friends that he writes erotic self-insert fanfiction about Evan and Barty

   Series

   • Part 10 of Marauders era oneshots

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,916

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   140

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