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1. Physical Paradise by rezidefender

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, Multi
   • Complete Work

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • June Egbert/Vriska Serket
   • June Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
   • June Egbert/Karkat Vantas
   • June Egbert/Rose Lalonde
   • June Egbert/Kanaya Maryam
   • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
   • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
   • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
   • June Egbert
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Vriska Serket
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Jade Harley
   • implied Dave Strider
   • Forced Intoxication
   • Clubbing
   • Birthday Sex
   • Dubious Consent
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Fivesome - F/F/F/F/F
   • Trans Female June Egbert
   • Autistic June Egbert
   • Body Dysphoria
   • Praise Kink
   • Earth C (Homestuck)
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • None of my fanfics are LOOOOOL
   • Narrative Control
   • Vriska Serket Tries To Control Everything
   • Bottom June Egbert

   Summary

   KARKAT: SO, WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT TO DO FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR WRIGGLING DAY?
   JUNE: mm, huh.
   JUNE: that’s a good question.

   Happy… super early… 4/13?

   June goes out to an interspecies club with all her close friends to celebrate her 30th birthday. As always, nothing normal ever happens to June.

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   English

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