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  1. 【瓶邪】Teeth by

    Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei  

    06 Mar 2026

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    “事情有点不对。”我对黑眼镜说，“我觉得张起灵看起来很好吃。”
    “别给我说这些不该听的。”黑眼镜说。
    “我的意思是，我觉得他物理意义上看起来很好吃。”我说，“我有点想咬他。”
    “我操，德古拉。”黑眼镜说。
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    本文又名《你说你想吃了他怎么是这个吃法》《是秀色可餐不是只有可餐》
    伪cake&fork
    一片欢快的群口相声中，瓶邪又在捅窗户纸，其实也没有纸。
    因为是相声所以可能存在OOC。
    其实是吴邪生日贺文但是写都写了提前祝小吴生日快乐。

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