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    Harry Potter escaped the Chamber of Secrets at the end of his second year. He killed the monster, a fifty-foot long, incredibly deadly snake. He saved the girl, his best mate's baby sister. Of course he did, he's the hero of the story, he didn't have a choice. Literally.

    The Narrator still controls Harry's every move, at least whenever anything important is happening. As it turns out, Tom Riddle isn't dead, the bloke is like a bloody cockroach, and he's determined to use Harry to figure out what the hell is going on with the Story and make it stop. Which Harry doesn't actually disagree with in principle, being the hero of the story is almost as bad as being the villain, but the last thing he needs is more voices in his bloody head.

    On the plus side, at least Tom can make the Dursleys lay off him for once.

    Silver linings, right?

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