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(Yuu added 20+ people to the groupchat)
[Yuu] Hiii
[Cater] hii Yuu
(Yuu changed the groupchat name to SLIME GANG)
[Ace] what tf is a slime gang
[Yuu] it's a reference from my world
[Deuce] wait yuu is from another world
[Yuu] oml this bitch
[Ace] YES mf keep up
[Deuce] i was being sarcastic dumbass
[Ace] well fuck u
[Deuce] no u
[Ace] bitch i will fuck u
[Deuce] wait what
[Ace] wait what
(Ace deleted a chat)
[Ace] ermm typo
[Deuce] 😳
[Yuu] what in the enemies to lovers
[Cater] aww thats so cute #loveintheair
(Ace left the groupchat)
(Yuu added Ace to the groupchat)
[Yuu] get back here mf
[Ace] someone hacked my phone it wasn't me
[Deuce] so u don't love me
[Ace] …
[Cater] wow Acey how could you do that to him
[Yuu] i can't believe you Ace
[Yuu] i thought you were better than this
[Kalim] heyoo
[Kalim] what's a Slime Gang
[Yuu] Oh ma flippin daysss
(Yuu changed the groupchat name to SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG)
[Idia] im tryna play Tournament of Champions what do you want
[Idia] and wtf is shadow wizard money gang
[Leona] Idia didn't Ortho ban u from that game cause u were being toxic to the 6 year olds
[Ruggie] Ohh ur in trouble
[Ace] im telling on u
[Kalim] why the 6 year olds tho
[Idia] it was for an event i promise i wasn't being toxic
[Leona] idc just don't get caught
[Ortho] too late Ace told me everything
[Idia] Ace u bitch
[Ace] 😏
[Idia] kys
[Ortho] Idia get off right now
[Idia] nuh uh
[Idia] Ortho is at my window
[Idia] if i die just know Leona I loved u
[Leona] what
[Ortho] I took his pc and monitor
[Idia] Im dying 😵
[Yuu] can we talk about Idia's confession
[Ruggie] what is there to talk abt
[Yuu] He just said he loves Leona
[Rook] Mon ami we've known
[Leona] I never knew
[Ruggie] thats bc ur dumb
[Cater] not to be mean but it was pretty obvi
[Idia] so do u like me back or...
(Leona left the groupchat)
[Ruggie]...
[Yuu]...
[Rook]...
[Cater]...
[Kalim]...
[Idia] 🥲
[Deuce] im back what happened
[Ace] backread bitch
[Riddle] Ace language
[Ace] just backread and you'll understand
[Deuce] oope
[Riddle] oh
[Idia] im gonna kms
[Ace] yuu why haven't u added him back yet
[Yuu] im flabbergasted stfu
[Riddle] Language
[Yuu] im not even in Heartslabyul
[Riddle] That doesn't matter. While in my presence you will mind your words.
[Yuu] 🙄
[Lilia] hii everyone👋
[Yuu] hi pookie
[Lilia] hiiii pookie
[Malleus] Hello
[Cater] Hey Malley-Boo
[Sebek] HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS THE GREAT MALLEUS IN SUCH A COMMON WAY HUMAN!!!!!
[Silver] Sebek be nice
[Sebek] Ok
[Epel] Silver how tf did u do that
[Vil] Language Epel
[Azul] Silver do teach me ur ways.
[Ruggie] @everyone SHUT UP LEONA IS TEXTING MEE PUT THE LESSON ON HOLD FOR NOW
[Idia] 😵💫
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[Leona] Ruggie did you know Idia liked me
[Ruggie] man the whole school knew even headmage
[Leona] why didn't anyone tell me
[Ruggie] cause ur stoopid
[Leona] 🖕
[Ruggie] Go back to the gc
[Leona] no
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[Ruggie] yuu can u add him back he won't do it
(Yuu added Leona to the groupchat)
[Yuu] Leona go talk to ur man
(Leona left the groupchat)
(Yuu added Leona to the groupchat)
(Leona left the groupchat)
(Yuu added Leona to the groupchat)
[Leona] fine
[Floyd] whats poppin
[Epel] backread bitch
[Vil] Epel...
[Jack] Epel you should tone down the swearing a bit
[Epel] Ok MOM
[Floyd] ok so like what
[Floyd] @Jade @Jade @Jade @Jade
[Jade] stop spamming me im baking with Trey rn
[Floyd] wait what
[Floyd] nvm backread rmfn
[Jade] later
[Lilia] has anyone heard back from Idia or Leona
[Yuu] I was just thinking that
[Rook] Oh Leona went to Ignihyde to talk to him
[Floyd] *gasp*
[Ortho] ?????
[Yuu] WTF
[Lilia] OHHH
[Yuu] @Idia @Idia @Idia @Idia @Idia bitch answerrrr
[Ortho] Im going to his room rn
[Ortho] the door is locked
[Yuu] 😏
[Ruggie] i knew Leona swung that way I just couldn't prove it
[Cater] omg #lovers
[Kalim] what does that mean im confused
[Malleus] As am I. Diamond what does that entail
[Jamil] Don't ask
[Cater] Malley-Boo stay pure honey
[Rook] Im looking through Idia's window rn
[Rook] They're sleeping together
[Ortho] !!!!!!!!!
[Yuu] BITCH WHAT
[Vil] I beg your fucking pardon
[Epel] VIL U FUCKING HYPOCRITE
[Lilia] HUUUUH
[Floyd] WTF
[Kalim] AHHH
[Jamil] EXCUSE ME
[Ortho] Im busting down the door
[Rook] NON NON they're napping
[Yuu] Lilia wanna run to Ignihyde
[Lilia] omg bet
[Cater] Malley baby can you take me to their dorm I wanna see this
[Malleus] Sure 🙂
[Sebek] MALLEUS WHY ARE YOU LETTING THIS HUMAN SPEAK TO YOU LIKE THIS
[Malleus] I really like him
[Cater] luv u to babe😘
[Sebek]...
[Silver] 🫢
[Lilia] MY BABY IS GROWING UP
[Yuu] Lilia our son is all grown up🥹
[Lilia] Im such a proud mother
[Ortho] I've been trying to wake both of them up but I can't bring myself to do it
[Ortho] They look so sweet together
[Yuu] ok me and Lilia are running as fast as we can
[Cater] I hurt my ankle so Malley is carrying me me😳
[Ruggie] me and Kalim are flying
[Ruggie] he says hii
[Ace] Me and Deuce are coming
[Riddle] No you shall not
[Riddle] You two still have detention for playing catch with the hedgehogs as a ball
[Ace] Damn it
TO BE CONTINUED 🤪