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A Typical Last Day Of The Summer Solstice by ThatOneHarryPotterFan
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Feb 2026
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“I’m just saying, now that nukes decrease the risk of escalation, there simply isn’t a need for two main war gods anymore. Someone”, Ares said, while glaring at Athena, “should get demoted.”
“And I’m telling you, just like I told you the last five times, that your proposal is dismissed. We aren’t going to vote on this, Ares, and I highly recommend you drop the subject”, Zeus said. Ares rolled his eyes, but at least he didn’t try and make his point for the sixth time.
“Any other motions?”, Zeus then asked with a sigh. When Demeter raised her hand, Zeus added: “No motions about increasing cereal consumption.” Demeter lowered her hand disappointedly.
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Olympian meetings aren't always very productive.
