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“stop ragebaiting me you asshole”
homura says angrily and her eyes lowk turn red (magnta( when she mad
“haha nein (haha no)”
“gng im tryign to stop the law of cycles from reconnecting with my fine shyt”
“ooo du willst madoka so sehr (ooo you want madoka so bad)”
“sybau your the personification of my love’
ai dont smile no more as she start getting angry
“das war unhöflich (that was rude),” ai growl like a dog
“idgaf leave me alone”
“ bitch i hat u,” ai speaks english for the first time and turns into human form and much to homoras surprise ai highk looks like her
“ai what the fuc “
ai pulls out a very familiar sword that highkirkenuinely reminds homura of- wait what-
Time slowed down. Homura hitched her breath with her magenta eyes wide open as if they were about to pop out of the eye sockets. She didn’t register it in time as Ai charged at her with a tight grip on the hilt of the sword and the tip of the sword aiming where her heart lies under her skin.
The Devil crashed to the ground with a thud. The sword punctured her heart as the blade impaled her, blood soaking the metal.
“Oh? Is the Devil already down with a stab on the heart? The one who tore a Goddess in half and trapped the bird in its cage?” Ai belittled the Devil behind her very existence, as if she was nothing but an insignificant insect.
Homura coughed, her throat burning with each and every agonizing second. Ai stared down at her, that cocky smirk—somehow managing to irritate Homura more than Kyubey’s unmoving smile—mocked every second of her pathetic state. Homura scowls, blood oozing out of her lips, offended by the idea of a familiar—her own familiar—using her appearance to act as someone she despises. Her increasingly limp body used the overwhelming rage she had against her familiar, croaking her words out.
“You- you took her- damn it…”.
“Hm? What’s wrong, Homura Akemi? Cat got your tongue?”.
Homura snaps, “oh my fuck you ai. ts is why u dont make appearance in rebellion”
“lol wow ok fick dich auch (lol wow ok fuck you too) ”
ai giggled after converting to german again and leaves while homura continue cussing her out like the f slur she is
***
“ haha i’m gonna beat you with my 7 swords wait why do i have 6 ”
sayaka lowk start panickign
Mami sighed, “Sayaka, you’re a Magical Girl. I believe that you can summon another one?”.
‘but MY SOWRD”
kyoko grumbked “nobody gaf about ur sword were gonna DIE if yuo keep standing there “
sayak glares at kyoko
“wow ok whatever”
“ you kissed me yesterday sybau”
Groaning in frustration, Mami rubbed her temples, muttering, “These two are giving me a headache…”
“wow and nagisa doesnt”
the rwd and blu couple say in unison
“Excuse me?! Nagisa is a sweetheart!”.
“and nagisa spent yuor money on robux without your permission “ kyok scoff
“She did WHAT.”.