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Once upon a time, you were a college drop out that hopped from one job to another, you used to have 5th grade reading level in 3rd grade, get student of the month TWICE! But now... you were struggling to make ends meet. You first worked at Barnes & Nobles but you got fired, then McDonald's, but you got laid off. It was as if life was trying to sabotage your every opportunity to get a J*B!
That's how you eventually found out about Boris, a wealthy man who was hiring a butler to take care of him and his estate while you were doom scrolling on your bed at 2AM. He promoted it on his social media which had garnered over 2 likes. The pay was... not established but surely you can negotiate for a fair one! This Boris guy doesn't seem too bad.
You sent him a quick DM in response to his post, he would text back a day later and confirm it.
YOU: Hey! Just saw your post about hiring butlers, are you taking any applications by any chance?
15:32
king_boris: yesj I am takinf applicaitnz right now
YOU: I'm free on this Saturday at 3 pm, where do I meet you?
king_boris: burger king
YOU: Okay... so the one near Hartford Avenue?
king_boris: yes
YOU: Okay! So it's the interview right?
king_boris: no
YOU: What?
YOU: What do you mean?
YOU: Okay then I'll see you on Saturday
Saturday rolled around sooner than you expected, you wear your finest suit that was a hand-me-down from your great uncle. You check your phone, and roll around the avenue by 14:58 (2:58 PM for Americans) and walked inside the Burger King, taking your seat by the window. You checked your phone, no new messages from Boris yet.
Suddenly, the door opens, a flashy looking man walks in-- undeniably Boris. He wore a velvet doublet, a (plastic-looking) crown, a patterned mantle that swept the dirty floor of the fast food restaurant, and a neatly trimmed beard and an aura of authority to him. You give him a quick wave, and his eyes