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I Hope They Serve Butterbeer In Hell by monstersofmen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has five rules for making sure he never gets trapped by a witch, and he's gladly made a career out of sharing them with wizards around the globe. After all, someone has to make sure they're not all pussy whipped and pathetic.
Then one night Hermione Granger wears a green dress, does a tequila shooter, and traps him in a full Body Bind.
And he's a goner.
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Featuring a Manosphere influencer Draco on the Wizarding Wireless, who gets humbled by a badass, take no prisoners Hermione Granger.
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Absolutely lovely and delightful. Had me kicking my legs
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