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1. The Fasting and The Sexually Furious by makingmeblue

   Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Kurt Hummel/Sebastian Smythe
   • Kurt Hummel
   • Sebastian Smythe
   • Rachel Berry
   • Artie Abrams
   • Mercedes Jones
   • Sam Evans (Glee)
   • Quinn Fabray
   • Blaine Anderson
   • Isabelle Wright
   • Celibacy
   • Abstinence
   • Journalism
   • Vogue Employee Kurt Hummel
   • Episode: s05e20 The Untitled Rachel Berry Project (Glee)
   • Glee Season/Series 05
   • Sexual Tension
   • Light Angst
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Mild Smut
   • Dry Humping
   • Making Out
   • Established Relationship
   • New York City
   • Past Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
   • Inspired by Sex and the City (TV)

   Summary

   Finally, everything seemed to be coming up Kurt. Living in his favorite city, with his perfect boyfriend, and the job of his dreams, to be a published writer for Vogue, being dangled in front of him like a carrot by Isabelle Wright. The only catch? His debut column is on the topic of celibacy. What the fuck would Kurt Hummel know about celibacy? He and his boyfriend fucked like bunny rabbits, after all.

   But he was a strong man, one capable of resisting Sebastian Smythe’s magical dick — he could give celibacy a try! What could go wrong?

   Series

   • Part 3 of S5 Kurtbastian Rewrites

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