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Y/N was a quiet and uninteresting girl in the company’s lower ranks. She mainly went to work, completed her tasks, then went home, but recently a man she has never met has begun to take an interest in her.
“Why is this freak watching me from the back of the room 😭🙏”, she thought. “The heck does this dude want bro 😭”. The man was of an egregiously large stature and towered over the bookshelves against the wall, no matter where he was he was the center of attention. All the other employees would gossip and whisper about him, but she didn’t really care. She just wanted him to go away.
The man kept staring at her, his humongous eyes reflecting every light in the room and sparkled like the sun.
“Golly bro, go away 😭”, she kept thinking.
The man began to walk towards her cubicle (are we fr rn 💔). His heavy steps resounded throughout the building. As he stepped in front of her door, he said “𝔂/𝓷, 𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓮”.
“Ig bro 💔”, she thought as she stood up from her seat and followed the ceo’s echoing feet. As they got to his office, the ceo sat down in a chair 6 feet wide and spun around, now facing her.

“𝔂/𝓷, 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱... 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓾𝔃𝔃𝓵𝓮 𝓶𝓮”, he said.

“Why on earth would I puzzle you bro”

“𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮... 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝓮... 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓮…”

“Ya probably bc i genuinely dont care bro ✌️”

“𝔂/𝓷... 𝓘... 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾.”

“Ew bro what”

“𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾... 𝔂/𝓷... 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓶𝓮?”

“No brochacho.”

“𝓘 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼...

“Ok brorito I’m leaving”

“𝓕𝓪𝓻𝓮𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵... 𝔂/𝓷…”

Y/N walked herself out immediately and returned to her cubicle. As she started to open her computer again, all the other employees surrounded her.

“Y/N!!! Y/N!!! What was he like???”

“Huh?”

“The CEO!!! What was it like in his office???”

“Bro idk I’m not doing allat”

“sigh… I guess we’ll never find out </3…”

Y/N returned to her dang work trying to avoid everyone around her, including that freakball who wouldn’t stop staring at her.

“Dang, if that’s the CEO our company is headed for the gutters”

Once the work day ended, y/n packed up her things and left the building. As she walked home, she passed a dark alley, hearing yelling coming from it.

“GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY PUNK”

“𝔀𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪 😢”, she heard someone cry. Someone? Was that the ceo??

She turned into the alley to see if it was true, and sure enough, yes it was.

“CEO???”

“𝔂/𝓷…!?”

Y/N turned to the mugger and declared “𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽…”

“𝓰𝓪𝓼𝓹! 𝔂/𝓷...!”

“𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪…”

“AHHHH!!!” the mugger screamed, running away. Y/N turned to ceo… his big fat eyes tearing from fear. He was curled up against the wall, crying.
“𝓬𝓮𝓸... 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝔂... 𝓘'𝓶 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝔀…”

“𝓦𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐 “, cried the ceo, his tears staining his stupidly expensive clothes.

“𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮, 𝓬𝓮𝓸…”, she comforted. “𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮”. Ceo looked up at her longingly, then nodded a yes. Y/N lifted him up into her arms with her immense and perfect strength, carrying the man’s ginormous body.

“𝓛𝓮𝓽'𝓼 𝓰𝓸 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮... 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮…”