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Shadow milk cookie was in no condition for a life or death battle with dark enchantress cookie right now.
His little twinky body was feeling far too frail, and his stupid soul jam wasn't helping.
Shadow milk lay there twink ass up while it blabbered to him.
"So," it singsonged, "pure vanilla cookie is sooooo hot isn't that right shadow milk"
"CURSE YOU, SHUT UP!!!!" Shadow milk hollered at his soul jam, "KILL YOURSELF, LEAVE ME ALONEEEE"
"Alright if you insist," his soul jam replied, "but pure vanilla's soul jam I are basically like- ACK"
Shadow milk smacked his soul jam with his staff as hard as he could.
"Good, NIGHTY. " Shadow milk cooed to his would jam unconscious on the floor.
Now that everything quiet, shadow milk finally had peace of mind. Huh, he thought; maybe what his soul jam was trying to get at wouldn't be so bad after all...
*THE BATTLE*
All of the other beasts and the ancient cookies were worn down from the battle. Shadow milk cookie was beat up, in no shape to keep going.
Shadow milk looked over and saw that pure vanilla was putting up a good fight against dark enchantress; it would be a perfect time to run.
Cookie asscheeks flapping in the wind, shadow milk made a break for it, when suddenly....
BAM
His stupid twink ass tripped and fell.
"TRYING TO RUN, ARE YOU?" Dark enchantress cookie boomed behind him.
"OH SHIT SHE NOTICED ME" Shadow milk whispered, but there was nothing he could do.
"FOR YOUR COWARDICE, I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH INFERTILITY" Dark enchantress cried out at him.
"NOOOOOO" Shadow milk screamed, but when he though it was the end for his cookie boyuterus, he heard a familiar voice call out in retaliation....
"FEMOMITERRRRRRR" pure vanilla cookie screamed triumphantly as the magic from a positive pregnancy test blasted dark enchantress up and away.
Suddenly, shadow milk cookie spotted two orbs in the sky. It was his and pure vanillia's soul jams! They swirled together, formed as one before flying into shadow milk's boygina.
"OH MY GOD," Shadow Milk yelled in awe as his stomach was inflated with his and pure vanilla's unborn cookie child.
As the battlefield simmered down, the other cookies realized that dark enchantress cookie had truly been defeated once and for all.
They cheered for victory, rushing over to pure vanilla and shadow milk to congratulate the newly pregnant couple.
Through the crowd, shadow milk caught of glimpse of pure vanilla's sweet gaze. The two cookies ran to eachother, pulling into a sweet embrace.
"Well, " pure vanilla whispered to shadow milk,
"This was truly our.... Cookie run kingdom."