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1. the way to a man's heart by cryptidmads

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   12 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Elder Faerie Cookie/Silent Salt Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
   • Elder Faerie Cookie/Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Silent Salt Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
   • Elder Faerie Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
   • Silent Salt Cookie & Original Cookie Run Character(s)
   • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Nox Black Salt | Silent Salt Cookie's Horse
   • Elder Faerie Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
   • Mercurial Knight Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • vague mentions of the other beasts
   • Original Cookie Run Character(s)
   • Geranium Cookie
   • Various Faerie Guards and CItizens
   • Sugarfly Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Silverbell Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Mint Leaf Cookie
   • Lady's Slipper Cookie
   • Vampire AU
   • Vampire Silent Salt Cookie
   • Faerie White Lily Cookie
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Technically a 5+1 with a prologue
   • Falling In Love
   • fight scenes from someone who doesnt write fight scenes
   • keeping secrets
   • Finding Out Secrets
   • rare meat
   • Blood
   • Drinking blood
   • both the sexy kind and the kinda scary kind
   • Hunger Pains
   • Kissing
   • always be nice to your innkeepers folks
   • eventual polyamorous relationship
   • Alcohol
   • Injury
   • throwing up at one point
   • Vampire AU-Typical Violence
   • nox is a good horse
   • Eventual Sexual Content
   • Vampire Bites
   • no beta we die like. well...

   Summary

   when a mysterious sellsword shows up on the outskirts of the faerie kingdom, he offers up his services in exchange for a place to stay. the king and queen let him in knowing that he's hiding something, and the longer he stays the more they want to learn what it is.

   or...

   silent salt cookie is a vampire on the run from his corrupted coven. he hopes his past and identity can be buried amidst the silver kingdom's catalogue of secrets, but as his vampiric nature and needs catch up to him, so do the suspicions of his illustrious hosts.

   Series

   • Part 2 of bake on my bullshit

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   33,641

   Chapters:

   5/7

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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