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1. How to Mount your Television by Simon_Sayez for Wickedfool

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   02 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vox
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • Dubious Morality
   • Schroedinger's Necrophilia
   • improper use of electronics
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Not Really Character Death
   • Baby I'm a demon in Hell! It's kinda our thing.
   • Post-Hazbin Hotel Season/Series 02
   • Vox's Head is an iPad (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bisexual Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Bisexual Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Alastor Has Deer Traits (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is a Mess (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar Tries

   Summary

   Vox is sentenced to Rehab Hotel after his not-so-little... incident.

   His body is missing, and he's little better than a toy for others' amusement. Which might not be a bad thing afterall...

   Charlie is a bit stressed and doesn't always pay attention to where she sits.

   It's really all Vox's fault for not taking advantage of a golden opportunity, practically served up to him on a silver platter. So, why not make use of something so carelessly discarded?

   After Vox screwed the pooch on his first plan, Alastor comes up with a new one to deal with his embarrassing annual problem.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Hazbin One-Shots or whatever

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