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Headcanon part 1 because I'm unemployed
1 - egg has GENUINE beef with flamefrags and manepear, mostly manepear because what of he called wemmbu, genuinely wants them DEADDD in a ditch
2 - clownpierce and branzy are ashswag and wemmbu's parents, with clown being the mother because I'm specific oh and Ur clownzy is DIVORCED.
3 - wemmbu is a bat/ender dragon hybrid while also being a shapeshifter, he also can just alter appearance so it's really easy for him to disguise. Can also do it on other people.
4 - wemmbu's hair goes to his knees, however eggchan mostly takes care of it because they do NOT know how to take care of it, though she does get better at it later on!!
5 - ashswag used to get ALOT of nightmares when he was younger, clown would have to comfort him to make ash go back to sleep. Mostly bedtime stories worked!
6 - wemmbu ALWAYS overdresses for occasions, though he would wear dresses too if they want to!!
7 - both wemmbu and ashswag have self-worth issues, due to their parents (clownzy) leaving them behind when they were just young, they do NOT wanna be reminded.
8 - clown ever since he realised how bad him and branzy mentally scarred ash and wemmbu, he has been trying to give them the parental love that they weren't able to experience due to clown and branzys recklessness.
9 - flamefrags is a fucking CHUD for wemmbu, genuinely a freak for wemmbu!! This CHUD.
10 - egg wants manepear SKINNED alive, bro does not want him alive!!!
11 - eggchan is one of the main gods that keep unstable from excessive harm because of the time warps that make conflicts in the universe.
12 - egg controls dreams and nightmares, he just gave ash nightmares for the love of the game
13 - ash thinks branzy should be found DEAD in a ditch.
Be patient