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1. Criminal of Thought by Ilovethatlavenderblonde

   Fandoms: Escape the Night (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Detective | Matthew Patrick/You
   • The Detective | Matthew Patrick
   • Reader
   • Mortimer Wilson
   • Shameless Smut
   • 70s rock and roll
   • Car Sex
   • Hair-pulling
   • sweet summer sweat
   • male moaning
   • Dirty Thoughts
   • Dirty Talk
   • Dry Humping
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Agent Patrick needs to get a grip

   Summary

   What is wrong with me right now? Mat cursed himself.

   He blinked, trying to stay afloat.

   “…have a little fun all pressed up against each other, know what I mean?”

   The agent quickly sank below the surface.

   or

   In the backseat of his Chevrolet Nova, you make a stupid dirty joke and Mat can’t seem to stop thinking about it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,660

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   Comments:

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