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1. Office Hours by LunarHour for ProfessorXanax

   Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Mydei/Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Top Mydei/Bottom Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Top Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Bottom Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Phainon is Down Bad (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Down Horrendously Actually
   • CEO!Mydei
   • Streamer!Phainon
   • Office Sex
   • Established Relationship
   • Phainon is a Brat (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Sexual Overstimulation

   Summary

   "Nice office," he blurted, voice a touch too bright. "Nice place. Very, uh. Office-y."

   As soon as the words left his mouth, he winced because he had absolutely been here before. Multiple times. He knew every inch of this room. Why had he said that?

   Mydei let out a quiet, put-upon sigh. "Phainon."

   Phainon straightened a little, then lifted a hand and mimed zipping his mouth shut, locking it, and tossing the imaginary key away. His expression said, See? Perfectly behaved. Mydei, unfortunately, looked like he believed none of it.

   Or: Mydei has deadlines, Phainon has zero self-control, and the desk barely survives the consequences.

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