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1. It's 15:07:00 MST, Do You Know Where Your SecUnit Is? by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat

   Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   22 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • ART | Perihelion/Murderbot
   • ART | Perihelion & Murderbot
   • Murderbot & Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
   • Murderbot & Original Augmented Human Character(s) (The Murderbot Diaries)
   • Amena & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
   • Murderbot & Original Construct Character(s) (Murderbot Diaries)
   • Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
   • ART | Perihelion
   • Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
   • Original Characters
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Shipfucker AU
   • Forum/Chatroom AU
   • Friendship
   • Identity Porn
   • New Tideland Discord Server's Shared Shipfucker Expanded Universe
   • friendship breakup
   • Crushes
   • SecUnits Having Sexual Feelings (Murderbot Diaries)
   • Misunderstandings
   • they're idiots your honor
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   Bored, lonely, and missing ART for [redacted] reasons, Murderbot joins the new PSUMNT Chatroom network. It didn't expect to make friends... But the bitter enemy is a surprise.

   or

   There's a reason murderbots don't really have nice things. Not just because we're terrifying murderbots, but because we don't have the modules on how to take care of nice things. We fuck them up.

   I fuck them up.

   I am currently fucking up one of the nicest things that ever happened to me.

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