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Katsuki Bakugo is facing the worst moment of his life.
No, it was not when shitty Deku got the Limited First Edition Plus Ultra All Might holographic card before him.
No, it was not when the same shitty nerd stretched his hand out to him in that God forsaken traumatic river incident
No, it was not when his ‘friend group’ (he grew to finally tolerate calling them that), all simultaneously thought that they can devour the spicy chips he specifically hid from them because he knew they’d barf it all up (they cant handle spice, and spoiler alert! They did barf it all up)
No, it was not when his parents found his search history on ‘How to confess to a girl: 5 simple steps’ then proceeded to give him the talk.
No, it was not when he nearly died. Wait scratch that, he did die, and went back to life to immediately fight All For One after.
The worst moment of his life, right now, is seeing his girlfriend of 5 years, yes that’s right, F-I-V-E, FIVE YEARS, ignore him for the first time in fucking ever all because of..
“M-R-S- dot Kennedy.. She signed her name-“
Leon FUCKING Kennedy.
His brain cannot comprehend why his girlfriend spent the past few hours saving so many edits of that damn guy, putting it all in a tiktok folder
Mind you! He was there first! You used to save edits of him and put it in your ‘Katsu-Baby’ folder!
Each giggle you release makes him want to explode Capcom for even inventing the character. Surely so many people are complaining that their partner is getting taken away from them!
If he knew you were going to replace his fragile heart with that extra, he would have never agreed to your request to buy the game.
He was the one who played through Requiem, as you watched! You were scared in some scenes, and he naively said that he can do it for you!
Actually, if you put your mind to it, that means he was the one doing all those stunts! He was also the one who played through all the other games while you both waited for the release of RE9, so he’s technically doing those stupid backflips, not Leon!
Hell- give him a chance right now and he bets his own All Might holographic card that he can do more backflips that Leon. And guess what! They WON’T be useless, because it is all in the name of love!
He’s a hero too, he knows he can do what Leon can do, but Leon sure as hell can’t summon explosions on his palms!
Bakugo honestly feels like he’s Woody, you’re Andy, and Leon is Buzz Lightyear, with the way you moved away from his hug so fast in order to charge your phone while you continue to watch more edits.
“Sweets…” he mumbled, poking you with his bare foot. But all you did was screech softly, complaining how his feet is cold
And now his heart is cold! He cannot believe the level of crime you just committed.
He can’t take it anymore. There is NO way he went through 9 hours of gameplay all for you to choose some 46 year old man.
The milisecond he made up his mind, he threw himself at you, arms and legs extended like a sugar glider.
You let out a big oof!, but can’t bring yourself to actually complain once your boyfriend started hugging you tightly, pressing his nose against your neck.
“Kats! What’s up with you?!”
He scoffed, as if offended “ME?! What’s up with you! You replaced me with some Bieber freak!”
It was then did you notice his pout on his face, the way his cheeks puffed like mochi, and how his usual slanted and sharp crimson eyes are now like wide, round roses peering up at you.
Great, now you feel guilty.
You can’t even laugh at how he compared Leon to Justin Bieber, because Katsuki’s dumbass actually looks so butt hurt.
“Awh babeeee you know i’ll always love you!” you giggled, hugging him back.
Normally, he’d act like a total ‘tsundere’, pretending he doesn’t like it when you turn clingy.
But right now, with your phone now discarded, he looked at the still-open Leon edit triumphantly, as if he won from whatever war he had against the character.
He still cannot understand what you see in that guy, though. “Tch. Why are you even obsessed with him! I’m cooler!”
Sue him for acting childish! What? He can’t have a kid-feeling anymore?
You simply giggled at his furrowed brows, kissing each side of his mochi-like cheeks before pecking his lips. “Kats, do you not see it?”
“See what?”
You gestured to Leon, “He’s blonde, very muscular, brave, funny remarks….” as you continued to list off the reasons you like the character, Katsuki felt his jealousy flare up until… Until the more you talk, the more he realized that-
“Wait- Are you talking about me?” he asked dumbly, to which you snorted and teased. “No, i’m talking about Leon, you extra”
Katsuki’s jaw dropped at the concept of his own girlfriend using his trademark against him, but before he can retort, you silenced his loud ass with another kiss, “Yes, i’m talking about you, as well. The reason I like Leon Kennedy so much is because he somewhat reminds me of you”
He stared for a bit, blinking, before his face contorted into the same look he did back when you both were still first years, and it was clear that 1-A won with the epic music performance.
Heh. He knows thats right!
You can practically see the pride and ego oozing off of him, “Yeah? I’m your type then, sweets?” his voice was cocky now, as if a switch has been flipped.
Normally, you’d act like a total ‘tsundere’, pretending you don’t like it when he starts showing off.
But seriously- there is no universe out there where you do not enjoy the view in front of you.
His smirk, the scar by his cheek that added to his already sexy aura, the way he lifted his arm to show off his muscles that are wayyy bigger than Leon’s, you mentally drooled. The heat building within you rivals the fiery touch of his fingers dipping into your waist.
You must have been the kindest person on the entire planet during your past life, with how you have this absolute hottie for a boyfriend.
Bakugo’s teasing smirk only widened when he realized that your eyes transfixed on his muscles, your pupils dilating.
“Maybe I should wear his suit, yeah? Bet I’ll look way better on it”
Fuck he’s right. You cannot even lie anymore. The mental image of him in the same suit, muscles defined in black tight clothing, as his arms threaten to rip the material…
Safe to say, the moment the order for the ‘cosplay’ came, you were not able to walk straight for a long time.