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1. I Am Human And I Need To Be Loved (Just Like Everybody Else Does) by LandoscarPastries81

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
   • Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen
   • Andrea Kimi Antonelli/Oliver Bearman
   • Hattie Piastri/Lily Zneimer
   • Lando Norris
   • Oscar Piastri
   • Oscar Piastri's Family
   • Lando Norris' Family
   • Charles Leclerc
   • Max Verstappen
   • Max Fewtrell
   • Oliver Bearman
   • Andrea Kimi Antonelli
   • Hattie Piastri
   • Other(s)
   • Oscar Piastri Is Not a Driver
   • Oscar Piastri Loves Lando Norris
   • Oscar Piastri is Bad at Feelings
   • Lando Norris Loves Oscar Piastri
   • Lando Norris Needs a Hug
   • No Smut
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Alternate Universe
   • Title from a The Smiths Song
   • Australia

   Summary

   “Oh uhhh.. I mean.. I have one.. So..” Complete lie. But if you were to ask Lando, he has actually started feeling lonely recently, maybe in a distant world, he has an actual relationship. Unfortunately, he doesn’t in this one.

   “Well.. that’s quite a reveal.. What’s her name?” The journalist leaned in.

   “haha.. right.. they’re name.. umm. His name is Oscar.. Piastri..” Lando blinked a few times after the name left his mouth. Where in the world was this coming from? Lando hadn’t even messaged Oscar since their earlier encounter. He messed up.

   “Oscar? As in, the zookeeper guy?” the interviewers eyebrows perked up in recognition, cautiously looking around in disbelief.

   “Yes” at that, Lando felt a hand grab onto his forearm.

   “Alright Lando, time to go” The familiar voice of PR rung through Lando’s ears, but his loud thoughts overtook her voice.

   --
   OR
   Lando panics when his loneliness is questioned in an interview. Now he's dating a zookeeper.

   Language:

   English

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