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  1. When I get old, I wanna sell you my soul by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

    05 Mar 2026

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    Leon is slowly falling into retirement; he can feel it. The missions are sparser and fewer in between; he’s at home more and more often, and life just generally feels… slow.
    He’s old stuff now; the DSO is of the youngster roaming its neon-lit halls, and he’s fine with it, as all he can do is make room and wonder how did he get to see his fifty.

    What he’s not fine with is the blasting music coming from two doors down his own.
    Apparently, being home more often does not always equate to serenity. And shaking his fist at his barely-out-of college neighbour might just be the point at which Leon has to stop and ask himself the scary question: Has he, indeed, turned into a grumpy old man?

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