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1. Nicest of the Damned by thespiralingshape

   Fandoms: They Might Be Giants  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • John Flansburgh/John Linnell
   • John Flansburgh
   • John Linnell
   • vampires… it’s vampires
   • vampire!linnell
   • Time displacement AU
   • Title from a They Might Be Giants Song
   • characters from they might be giants songs
   • Vampire AU
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault

   Summary

   after witnessing a strange performance in his boring small town, john flansburgh gets swept up in a side of the music world he never knew existed.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,165

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   25

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   237