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DAVE STRIDER
VS
GAMZEE MAKARA
BEGIN!
so then turntechgodhead
I GOT YOU FILLED UP WITH DREAD.
i wanna see you bleed red.
MIGHT JUST TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD.
the newest selection for my latest collection
FOR WHICH I HOLD THE GREATEST AFFECTION.
you shared all your
BLASPHEMY
well thanks for the heresy.
COS NOW I KNOW ALL OF THE LIES I BEEN TOLD
and how that motherfuckin fantasy all had me controlled.
WELL ALL THAT HAD TO FALL
now i'm in for the long haul
AND I KNOW WHAT I GOTTA DO.
kill them all.
uh terminallycapricious
youre bein kinda vicious
can you be less malicious
cos im gettin suspicious
you doin this for my bro?
"psychopath says hello"?
but whatever
your trollin skills are hells of ambitious
but you gotta admit
i got you beat
gonna kick your shit all down this street
youve been gettin all creepy but when it comes to rap
turns out your skills all wind up as crap
you can troll good but you cant drop a rhyme
when it comes to rappin
its striders fuckin time
YOU'RE RUNNIN YOUR MOUTH
but you ain't got shit.
SOONER OR LATER
you're going to
QUIT.
you think that you're better?
WELL YOU BETTER BEWARE.
though you think i can't slam
I CAN MOTHERFUCKIN SCARE.
got the blood of a rainbow bleedin out around me.
ALL THOSE LIVING MOTHERFUCKERS NOW SLEEPING SOUNDLY.
you could motherfuckin join them
IF I MOTHERFUCKIN WANT.
join the dead heads club
OF THE TROLLING SAVANT.
no way to escape me
YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME
so
WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BRO.
hey hold up the scare methods straight up cheatin
if it was just plain rap
you know id be beatin
you aint scarin me either
even if youre insane
you dont suck ironically
its all sincere lame
you can rap all you want man
you aint makin the grade
so bow down and kneel
to the guy in the shades
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?